Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
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With his 3D glasses he looks like the Krang suit in a pedo disguise
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He's a masochist, punishing himself for his cockslut ways.
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Had such a guy at boarding school. Fucker was super slim and had a hunched over posture. He'd barely ever say a word because his voice was very high-pitched and nasally. But light up a cigarette and he'd appear out of thin air to ask you for one. We called the guy Phantom because you'd never hear or see him come.
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Damn. Well at least he only asked for cigs.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:10 pmHad such a guy at boarding school. Fucker was super slim and had a hunched over posture. He'd barely ever say a word because his voice was very high-pitched and nasally. But light up a cigarette and he'd appear out of thin air to ask you for one. We called the guy Phantom because you'd never hear or see him come.
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I'm sure his rape victims would say the same thingKugelfisch wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:10 pmWe called the guy Phantom because you'd never hear or see him come.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Maybe he can move quietly, but Lardkara would be much easier to see coming for obvious reasons.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:10 pmHad such a guy at boarding school. Fucker was super slim and had a hunched over posture. He'd barely ever say a word because his voice was very high-pitched and nasally. But light up a cigarette and he'd appear out of thin air to ask you for one. We called the guy Phantom because you'd never hear or see him come.
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You'd hear him HMMMMMMMMMMing from a mile away.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Nah cause;when he appears it's supernatural.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:28 pmMaybe he can move quietly, but Lardkara would be much easier to see coming for obvious reasons.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:10 pmHad such a guy at boarding school. Fucker was super slim and had a hunched over posture. He'd barely ever say a word because his voice was very high-pitched and nasally. But light up a cigarette and he'd appear out of thin air to ask you for one. We called the guy Phantom because you'd never hear or see him come.
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I'd more imagine him being the axe murderer type. Really the craziest thing about him was his age. The school had a special class for the borderline retarded and people no school would accept anymore. So while most of the regular classes were around 15-18, some were 19yr old delinquents that failed classes repeatedly and had to repeat several years. One of the guys had over thirty entries in his criminal record in my state but originally came from Hamburg where he had about five times as many. No school in Hamburg and no normal school in my state would take him.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:46 pmI'm sure his rape victims would say the same thingKugelfisch wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:10 pmWe called the guy Phantom because you'd never hear or see him come.
But phantom was fucking 23yrs old. Dude must be 40 by now. That blew our fucking minds. He was, hunched over as he always was, just about as tall as your average teenage girl and didn't weigh more either, always with a very light and fluffy puberty moustache. You wouldn't have thought of him any older than 16. Guy was harmless but creepy.
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