Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Poonoo » Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:12 pm

JL Unlimited wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:09 pm
Linkara would’ve been better off coming out the closet, and dick-riding real men.
But in order to be gay you have to work out in order for other men to want to fuck you. Linkara loves his tendies too much to look good enough to be a twink for a Big Daddy so he goes after trannies and large women to replicate the experience.
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Also Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by drisko » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:43 am

JL Unlimited wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:09 pm
Linkara would’ve been better off coming out the closet, and dick-riding real men.
But then mummy and daddy would find out and realise he's not the good, perfect Christian boy he thinks they think he is.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by JL Unlimited » Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:30 am

drisko wrote:
Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:43 am
But then mummy and daddy would find out and realise he's not the good, perfect Christian boy he thinks they think he is.
<Doesn’t want parents to know he’s gay
<Doesn’t care if parents know he’s a coalburner


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You're a bunch of monkeys dancing for shekels. Dance and keep your pie holes shut, monkeys. Your dumbass opinions aren't wanted and aren't valid.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:14 am

Is Linky one of those INs with a big family?
Maybe they thought if he impregnated the gorilla it wasn't a big deal, he was already the designated genetic dud.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Osterzone » Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:15 am

If the small turnout for his wedding was any indication, then he doesn't have a big family. Or maybe most of the Lovhaugs stayed home thinking she was one of Minnesota's imported Somalians.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by drisko » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:54 am

Guest wrote:
Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:14 am
Is Linky one of those INs with a big family?
Maybe they thought if he impregnated the gorilla it wasn't a big deal, he was already the designated genetic dud.
No, but he's close with his parents, they've mentioned a few times they watch everything Lewis is involved with. And he's mentioned before that when he started out, they told him to keep his language relatively clean, which is why he doesn't swear. But then you see those forum posts where he's talking about being a nasty little cock slut and you can tell most of it is an act.

It'd be hilarious to see what he would write under a pseudonym, give him some cash to write a novel where no one would know it was him and see just how filthy and perverted it turns out.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:07 pm

drisko wrote:
Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:54 am
Guest wrote:
Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:14 am
Is Linky one of those INs with a big family?
Maybe they thought if he impregnated the gorilla it wasn't a big deal, he was already the designated genetic dud.
No, but he's close with his parents, they've mentioned a few times they watch everything Lewis is involved with. And he's mentioned before that when he started out, they told him to keep his language relatively clean, which is why he doesn't swear. But then you see those forum posts where he's talking about being a nasty little cock slut and you can tell most of it is an act.

It'd be hilarious to see what he would write under a pseudonym, give him some cash to write a novel where no one would know it was him and see just how filthy and perverted it turns out.
He could finally be free to make his true magnum opus: Requiem for a Cockslut.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Osterzone » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:12 am

drisko wrote:
Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:54 am
It'd be hilarious to see what he would write under a pseudonym, give him some cash to write a novel where no one would know it was him and see just how filthy and perverted it turns out.
Apparently, there's a long and detailed rape scene in his first Angel Armor book. I've always been curious about it, but not curious enough to pay.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:46 am

Rushy wrote:
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New costume
That blue clashes. A lot.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by GitGud » Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:09 am

After all that talk about HotShots in the other thead ive watched it yesterday again. And now only one scene comes ti my mind that would even funnier.
When Harambre and Lumpy would recreate all the sex scenes from both movies take....by...take.
I will return when i the times are dire.
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