Dead Horse Interchange

Oh fuck yes.

One thing I would love to do is if I could go back and make that movie, is grab a bunch of people who I know would fight. I'd get Moviebob in, and then watch as the others go from worshipping him to realising he's a Nazi in denial. I'd also grab Chelsea Van Valkenberg and schedule her to be off duty around the same time as Lindsay so she can realise what a psycho Quinn actually is, maybe even get them to do a vlog together and give a list of topics that I know would cause friction. Also, I'll try and find a trap for Linkara so he can live out his disgusting fetishes and be happy, but make sure it's one I know if going to come out and talk about all the shit they did together.

Any other suggestions?

Absolutely JonTron. He looked awkward around James Rolfe, you know he'd be mega uncomfortable around actual CA faggots.
Mike Michaud in a "Spooning with Spoony" skit but more romantic with Lupa. I want to see Michaud act and Lupa hate every last millisecond of being around him. Write the scene so that she'd seem overly devout for a 50s commercial housewife.

"Spooning with Spoony"? More like "Sandwiching with Spoony & Mike".

Speaking of Mike, where does Mike Matei fit into all this? Surely he could provide some lulz somewhere.

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Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:21 am

Absolutely JonTron. He looked awkward around James Rolfe, you know he'd be mega uncomfortable around actual CA faggots.
Mike Michaud in a "Spooning with Spoony" skit but more romantic with Lupa. I want to see Michaud act and Lupa hate every last millisecond of being around him. Write the scene so that she'd seem overly devout for a 50s commercial housewife.

Nice, nice. With the 50s thing you could write in a bit where he slaps her on the ass and she gives a girlish giggle. Of course that would require more than one take.

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Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:10 am

Speaking of Mike, where does Mike Matei fit into all this? Surely he could provide some lulz somewhere.

He should be the bull Brad preps for his mormon wife. You could make that a full on porn flick. I'm sure Motherfucker Mike would be game.

So Suede is going on a multiple tweet rant about the whole thing. I'm not posting all of it, but click to read how he compares change the channel to getting a cow tooth in a Whopper. I'm not kidding. Brilliant analysis that one is Here's a couple of his thoughts.

Came forward by accident of protecting the site's rapist? Get real, autism boy. That piece of shit Lupa did nothing but try and get attention because her channel was dying.
So the only actual shit in that 150 page pamphlet was actively covered up by the complainers, everything else was incredibly petty shit. So petty that Liquor Lindsay even made fun of UnfuckableLupa and dumdumb KitKatKunt.

The only person to come out of this whole deal worse is Poobag Holly. Not really an achievement since she's the most full of shit, despite, ironically, storing hers outside of her colon.

Did any other internet nobodies get a $400 standing desk? No? Checkmate German.

This is gonna end with someone shooting Doge at a convention, isn't it?