Wings of Redemption: Unholy Combo of Boogie2988 and DSP

[Le Redditeur]

All these pube beards remind me I need to trim mine up. Thanks boogie/wings/dsp for giving me night terrors whenever my beard gets unruly.

Tell me about it

I really hate beard fags and I think the trend is starting to die now.

You may thank the soyboy meme for that. The "beta doing fear grimace face", forever associated with cuckoldry and the Nintendo Switch from now on, is slowly but surely getting etched into our subconscious. And nobody likes cucks or the Nintendo Switch.

[rabidtictac]

The soyboy grin meme alone can't kill pube beards here where I live. They're etched into our fashion forever.

Fair enough that I almost always have a beard, but I've been that way since I was 13. : D Damn I need to trim it up though. I've been too lazy about that and now these pube beards hit close to home. : DDD Mine still looks better but still, feelsbadman



Mine isn't this bad, but it kind of looks similar.

[Some Sick Fuck]

So you shit on Boogie, but you sport a pube beard yourself?

[Kugelfisch]

Why do these big fat fuckers always have the pube neckbeard? Is that what happens when you hit 400lb, your dick gets so shrivelled up inside your body the pubes sprout on your neck?

They are hiding their multiple chins that way, when fat fucks shave they look like fat babies because they have no jawline. It's a good way to hide their fat faces, and along with being lazy they can't be fucked to groom themselves properly so it looks like a pube beard.

Some may question that logic but it's totally true. It's a way of hiding at least some of the fatness that requires very little effort. It's like how fat chicks almost always got their fingernails made in some fancy way.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

> fat chicks and fingernails

I don't look at fat chicks fingernails but that is hilarious.

Like someone isn't going to notice she is fat because she bedazzled her nails.

At least a fat male having a beard hides something.

[Kugelfisch]

You see a lot of hands in retail if you've ever been on the register. It's also baffling how many guys lack a finger or two.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Careless carpenters, or former Yakuza.

[Guest]

Beards of all kinds sicken me. Those injun genetics got it right, no facial hair ever. Yuck.

[rabidtictac]

I saw Larry posting about Wings on twitter. He just happened to think about Wings on his own, dood!

[Guest]

It's parallel thinking, just like what Amy Schumer did.