Wings of Redemption: Unholy Combo of Boogie2988 and DSP

[Some Sick Fuck]

And he's trying to get the surgery in poncholand because it's much cheaper, or because in burgerland they want him to lose weight like Booger before he can apply and he can't do it, because he doesn't have a wife/slave to force him into it?

[rabidtictac]

He's specifically doing the mexi surgery because they don't require him to lose any weight first.

[mad bum]

He'll be lighter alright with 1 less kidney

[Some Sick Fuck]

He's specifically doing the mexi surgery because they don't require him to lose any weight first.

I thought so. So he's willing to be operated by whatever doctor Riviera might be awaiting him and probably die on the table? Makes Booger's doctor look like a doctor of the year...

It's pretty bad in general if you make Booger look good in comparison, Chicken Wings is not willing to lose even one kilogram to save his legs, and he's at least 10 years younger.

[Angelfire Memes]

He isn't going to lose weight before his surgery? What are they gonna have to cut him open with, a fucking katana?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How about a chainsaw?

[Guest]

Carve him into a big pinata and use him to smuggle coke.

[Some Sick Fuck]

With a stomach like his, he could probably smuggle as much as 5 ordinary people.

He isn't going to lose weight before his surgery? What are they gonna have to cut him open with, a fucking katana?

If it's laparoscopy, it's a super tiny cut (they basically just stick a couple of big needles inside you, so they only need a rapier, not a katana) they're going to do that's basically nothing, but to a morbidly obese buttergolem, even that could be extremely dangerous.

Which is why I always find Booger's cries for help hillarious, he and other fatties are so fucked up that even then tiniest surgery could kill them? Guess they wouldn't survive if they really had to open up.

[Poonoo]

He's specifically doing the mexi surgery because they don't require him to lose any weight first.

Okay now I suddenly give a shit about this idiot. He might actually sure or have a kidney stolen by done shady doctor down there who knows damn well he shouldn't be operating on him.

I think what will actually happen is that the doctor will make a cut, do nothing and stitch it up to trick the fat gringo into thinking he has had surgery and that he shouldn't eat much or his stomach will explode.

"You'll still feel hungry but that is your brain thinking you need more. Drink water 30 minutes before your meals to quench your hungry. Try to eat filling foods like salmon as well"

The damn cunt will fall for it and won't realise he got fucked over after a few months.

[Guest]

Someone's gotta warn that mexi doctor that those kidneys are no gud, been filtering too much Mountain Dew they're poisoned.