Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

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Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Seele » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:53 am

Discuss this uncultured pussy's terrible reviewing style, his overly cuckold nature of protecting his waifu, and his spineless reactions to innocent passes from RLM or his fanfiction criticizers. Is he better or worse than Jeremy Jahns?





He recently gave the predictably garbage live-action adaptation of Ghost in the Shell an "A-" which should tell you all you need to know about his tastes in the art of film. Even other reviewers like Digibro, say what you will about him and his pony fetish, at least pointed out how many flaws were in the trailers leading up to the release of this shit film, fully explaining why it's not truly faithful and more of a pale imitation of the original.



Of course, this isn't the first time he's given undeserving good scores to visual detritus like The Farce Awakens, Rogue Autism, almost every Marvel film ever including Age of Dulltron, giving passes to to the recent DCEU garbage like BvS & Suicide Squad, and giving a passable score to fucking AFTER EARTH of all things.

He's also a registered "critic" on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Apr 02, 2017 3:04 am

He's the same as Jeremy Jahns.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by mad bum » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:29 am

Just another camera mugging shit lord with stupid faces in his thumbnails for views. "Oh, Chris is looking scared at beauty and the beast, surely it must be bad!"

I'm impressed that he was on TGWTG for any amount of time, he was already way more popular than everyone on that site and now blows them out getting somewhat close to angry joe levels.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by asdf » Wed Apr 05, 2017 4:09 am

Never forget that he's not racist, guys. He totally has black friends. Here, just look at this photograph to prove it!

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by mad bum » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:12 am

That's because in akron that's all you have is black friends.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Apr 05, 2017 4:15 pm

I think that might be a photoshop.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Seele » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:09 pm

Forgot to mention his video where he calls anyone who absolutely loved Rogue Autism essentially "uncultured fanboys" who were "Phantom Menacing" over the film, and yet, fails to realize his own criticisms of Rogue Autism can be directly applicable to The Farce Awakens (which he loved like the typical dick licker he is) in many ways. The comment section turned into an autistic shit storm between Stuckmann fanboys defending his hypocrisy & Star Wars cocksuckers defending both movies.

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:32 pm

How long until we can all agree that Star Wars should've been three movies and nothing else?
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Rushy » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:52 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:How long until we can all agree that Star Wars should've been three movies and nothing else?
All eternity, I should think. The worst of them are still watchable as far as I'm concerned.
Besides, people bitch about Return Of The Jedi these days too, which always gets on my nerves. A movie just can't have some flaws nowadays, nope.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Seele » Thu Apr 06, 2017 4:04 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:How long until we can all agree that Star Wars should've been three movies and nothing else?
That's the way it should've been, but the Jews love their movie shekels and the fanboys love their visual cum, sadly.
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