Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark
Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark
She likes the planet Mars so much because she'd weigh less there
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark
Not hard to see why. He reviews amusement parks. She has tits.
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark
His tits are bigger. He has proper khazar milkers.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 5:23 pmNot hard to see why. He reviews amusement parks. She has tits.
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Someone should start shopping billboards on to Goldmark's head and tweeting the photos back to him.
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark
He desperately needs to get a haircut. Long hair combined with a receding hairline makes one look like even more a sex offender than without. Nothing can help his naturally grotesque face.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:17 pmSomeone should start shopping billboards on to Goldmark's head and tweeting the photos back to him.
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark
Balding guys who can still grow long hair always hang onto that shit with desperation. Reggie Bannister, Hulk Hogan, and Jesse Ventura being examples. Skidmark is gonna look like the obese Cryptkeeper soon.RAPEMAN wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:13 pmHe desperately needs to get a haircut. Long hair combined with a receding hairline makes one look like even more a sex offender than without. Nothing can help his naturally grotesque face.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:17 pmSomeone should start shopping billboards on to Goldmark's head and tweeting the photos back to him.
Example of the horseshoe.
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark
You do not diss motherfucking Bannister, he is a legend and can dye his 50-year old skullet til he's in the graveGuest wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:44 pmBalding guys who can still grow long hair always hang onto that shit with desperation. Reggie Bannister, Hulk Hogan, and Jesse Ventura being examples. Skidmark is gonna look like the obese Cryptkeeper soon.RAPEMAN wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:13 pmHe desperately needs to get a haircut. Long hair combined with a receding hairline makes one look like even more a sex offender than without. Nothing can help his naturally grotesque face.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:17 pmSomeone should start shopping billboards on to Goldmark's head and tweeting the photos back to him.
Example of the horseshoe.
Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark
I love Reggie, that was just the first thing that came to mind.Rushy wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:05 amYou do not diss motherfucking Bannister, he is a legend and can dye his 50-year old skullet til he's in the graveGuest wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:44 pmBalding guys who can still grow long hair always hang onto that shit with desperation. Reggie Bannister, Hulk Hogan, and Jesse Ventura being examples. Skidmark is gonna look like the obese Cryptkeeper soon.
Example of the horseshoe.
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