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I tried watching his Star Fox review but gave up halfway through when I found he was just going on and on without actually telling me about the damn game. Hell even the stupid channel with the blue puppet that dick sucks Nintendo had a more informative review than him.
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Same thing happened to Jim Sterling. I think a few other games journos have been busted playing games for only 1-2 hours and then reviewing it.GestapoAssiman wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:03 pmWasn't there a leak that showed Razor's player profile on xbox or something and most of the games he talked about he played for like 3 hours or so.
Old Black Man wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:11 pmAlso Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
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Re: Razorfist (now known as Racistfist probably)
We were playing Shadowrun with Armake years ago, and he boasted he could review a game only by looking at screenshots of it. We laughed at him so much, he left the game in a huff!
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Little did you know that a lot of game journos probably brag about shit like that to each other, and the ones who are the best at it work for IGN.Guru Larry wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:10 amWe were playing Shadowrun with Armake years ago, and he boasted he could review a game only by looking at screenshots of it. We laughed at him so much, he left the game in a huff!
Old Black Man wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:11 pmAlso Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
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They get very defensive about it too, about how they have too much to do in order to get the reviews out. Even though they usually get advance copies that have an embargo date. And they're always shit at games, which they're super defensive about as well.Poonoo wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:19 amLittle did you know that a lot of game journos probably brag about shit like that to each other, and the ones who are the best at it work for IGN.Guru Larry wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:10 amWe were playing Shadowrun with Armake years ago, and he boasted he could review a game only by looking at screenshots of it. We laughed at him so much, he left the game in a huff!
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They are such experts at their craft that they can judge the qualities of a game within the first hour of playing.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Mega defensive to the point of internally sending mails to each other to launch a synchronised article campaign of hardcore apologetics about how sucking absolute ass at games is totally fine.
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I sure fucking can. Or do you need longer than that to know God of Soy is shit?VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:24 amThey are such experts at their craft that they can judge the qualities of a game within the first hour of playing.
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I sure don't but imagine thinking it's great because it has next to no gameplay and tells a faggot story for gay faggots.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:57 pmI sure fucking can. Or do you need longer than that to know God of Soy is shit?VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:24 amThey are such experts at their craft that they can judge the qualities of a game within the first hour of playing.
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I saw part of a stream where someone was trying to convince me the game was good and the entire time the camera was rammed right up Kratos' fucking ass. Can't see shit. I sure love it when your character dodge rolls and the camera wobbles around because it's attached to his spine.
I think Dead Space might be zoomed out more and that's a horror game.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/19 ... r/76533653
I tried to google search god of war camera to see what the gayme publications say about it, but all I can find from mainstream sources are journo pros sucking off the camera in cutscenes because apparently "it's all one big long tracking shot, like a continuous take." Jeez Mr Plinkett really was a prophet.
I think Dead Space might be zoomed out more and that's a horror game.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/19 ... r/76533653
I tried to google search god of war camera to see what the gayme publications say about it, but all I can find from mainstream sources are journo pros sucking off the camera in cutscenes because apparently "it's all one big long tracking shot, like a continuous take." Jeez Mr Plinkett really was a prophet.
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