Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Jul 08, 2018 3:57 pm

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Oh boy, she's getting to experience KH3 footage slightly before everyone else. This is almost up there with a Notch interview in terms of career boosts.

I'm like at the edge of my seat to find out if the game is any different from the 24 previous entries.
It's like people who get all excited for the latest Friday The 13th movie. Once they've made fucking 12,000 of them I think you can stop pretending to give a shit. With video games these days it's even worse. 99% of the ongoing series are all the same damn game, just packaged with new multiplayer maps and randomized bullshit crates.
I'm starting to feel that way about the Yakuza games. It really seems like a case of youtubers overhyping a game series that full of typical nipponese/nintendo recycling.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:47 pm

No hype is too over for weebs when it comes to games that they consider to be Japanese simulators.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Guest » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:41 pm

KH III Impressions according to MarzBlandGurl:

-very Advent Children-esque
-hates Advent Children
-shows more hate boner for Nomura
-good gameplay, but good "muh story?!"

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Whybother » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:09 pm

Who gives a fuck about a story for a game starring Donald Goddamn Duck? It's like complaining about the lack of depth in Mickey Mouse's World of Illusion. Just shut the fuck up.

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:13 pm

The KH lore is so deep and layered, man. Totally doesn't come off as an edgy Disney/FF crossover fic.

And how can you be surprised at a Squeenix game being like Advent Children if "we want combat to be like Advent Children" has be Squeenix' goal for years?
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Pepsi Man » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:39 pm

The only KH game I ever played was that GBA version of it which wasn't... terrible but certainly wasn't that great.
Every character is either a flanderized version of themselves (Cloud), nothing at all like themselves (Donald/Goofy/Mickey), or just plain bland and unmemorable (any supporting FF cast).

Like, I get it if you like the more action oriented Final Fantasy style combat. I think KH's combat system would have been a much better action system than what they ended up going with in 13. Haven't looked into 15 enough to know if that one was any good, but aside from all of that the only reason you play and enjoy KH is if you're a fanfic lover.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by pibbs » Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:24 pm

Napalm. I keep thinking napalm would solve so much autism.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by ChangeTheChunnel » Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:34 pm

She was in it "briefly" and it took "forever" to get to the other side. Which the hell was it, woman?
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:35 pm

"There's way too many people here, it's horrible and unsafe."

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:37 pm

She needs to play that demo, man. How else can she shitpost on twitter about it and do clickbait videos for youtube/paymetons?
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