Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Kugelfisch]

She's always on about Japanese culture and shit but then married a Filipino.

That's like being into Transformers and buying a Gobot.

It's like being a wine connoisseur and drinking Jungle Juice.

It's like wanting to be a Hollywood star but reviews diet food on YouTube instead.

Or being a weeb and settling for the closest, achievable thing to an actual nihon 2D waifu - some beat rice farmer from a people that are basically the niggers of East Asia.

[drisko]

Yeah, Linkara's still going. And he sometimes has a whole month where he reviews a horror comic every day, pretty sure they're scripted. Just not very well.

You mean his big Halloween tradition where he dresses up as a shitty Crypt Keeper replacement? Well, I guess it's positive that he ackwnoledges the existence of non-capeshit comics...

She's a weeb, why doesn't she review anime or something? Being female alone could possibly place her in a good spot. Who cares for basic bitch diet reviews that are neither professional-looking nor by a hot chick?

I'm always amazed how many manga chapters and animu with way too long titles true weebs can watch per week.

Maybe she's a weeb like how Linkara is a comic book expert?

Yep, that's the one.

As for Marzgurl, she used to be the weeb one but then tried to branch away from it (Why? It could have been your niche) and was pissed Doge kept making her the weeb girl in the specials.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Is she like one of those weebs who actually spend time in Glorious Nippon and found out it isn't the kawaii desu doki doki nekomimi meido utopia they have been promised?

Or maybe her favorite show broke her heart, like when Haruhi did this whole Endless Eight bullshit or some show ended with her preferred pairing getting ignored or something.

[pibbs]

She tries so hard

But of the TGWTG gang, she's only better looking than Nella

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The only game worth representing during kickboxing that isn't a fighting game is God Hand.

[Kugelfisch]

You just know it's zero contact sparring shit. No way the fatty would engage in something where she'd get struck in the face.

[veris leta facies]

Fitness kickboxing (Cardio kickboxing? What is it called in English?) has become a thing for women around here and they like to put on their facebook page they practice kickboxing (without elaborating how their training doesn't include sparring). Maybe she is also into that, but she has just started with it as it clearly shows her body isn't exactly athletic.

[Guest]

Gotta get that hot take about Final Fantasy in there. Hey thirstcux, guess what, FF7 is SHIT.
She should do Crossfit.

[Le Redditeur]

I'll throw her ONE bone: for a deranged, color haired feminist wannabe, at least she keeps her armpits shaved.

[Kugelfisch]

She should do Crossfit.