Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:53 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:22 am
PIZZA BOIS



Okay this is just sad.
290 views. GG

Yeah I know these videos will get more views over time, but with the way the new search algorithm works, new people aren't going to be finding your shit. The initial day or two of views are a good indication of your active viewing audience.

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:49 pm

Wikipedia wrote:As of 2014 evidence was lacking that Nutrisystem products help with long-term weight loss; there was tentative evidence that at three months it resulted in 3.8% more weight loss than a control group. Reviews of the Nutrisystem program criticize the company’s approach as not conducive to long-term weight control and expensive.
Who would've guessed that diet versions of pizza and chocoloate peanut butter bars don't necessarily work out all that well.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:39 pm

Marzgurl wrote:The core point of the video is not, in fact, to promote Nutrisystem, and this video is not sponsored by Nutrisystem in any way! Let's just see how their food tastes, shall we?
So she's not being sponsored. Which is kind of sad.
It doesn't really bother me how some Nobodies have sponsors now, as long as their sponsors aren't con artists. That's how it's been done on radio and TV for nearly a century. I believe it's more respectable than eBegging,
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by CIANIgger » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:50 pm

I like how she hyped these videos as some guarded secret ready to be revealed! Sure Marz.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by mad bum » Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:09 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:50 pm
I like how she hyped these videos as some guarded secret ready to be revealed! Sure Marz.
That was the best part, hyping it up to be something the internet has NEVER SEEN BEFORE and all it is is shitty food reviews.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by pibbs » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:11 pm

Apparently she's never watched Mike Jeavons' "A Week On..."
He'll even weigh himself at the start of the week and then at the end. Come on, Marz, weigh yourself, you buffalo.

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Chippah » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:28 pm

She put filters on the videos as well...holy shit.

Also seems to be wearing the same shirt in every video leading me to believe she chowed all that shit down in one day and is slowly releasing the videos one by one. Not how Nutrisystem works, bitch.

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:41 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:39 pm
So she's not being sponsored. Which is kind of sad.
That's what she said.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:30 pm

This is just her being lazy. All these nobodies got lazy. All they ever do now is vlog, unscripted. I think Brad may be the only one to still put out a constant stream of scripted videos. They suck but that's at least saying something.

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by sigh » Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:59 pm

Food reviews, this is getting desperate. At least mikej tried to make it somewhat interesting and have a semblance of a purpose.
It may not be an advertisement, but did somebody count how many times she says Nutrisystem in this video?
RAPEMAN wrote:
Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:30 pm
I think Brad may be the only one to still put out a constant stream of scripted videos.
Phelan still does one a week. The shitty animated movies shitty reviews are somewhere around 25 minutes and are very formulaic so I guess they are scripted, though he has other stuff he does and Brad pumps out his stuff constantly and a scripted video a week. I guess Lewis does as well, but I didn't check his stuff in a while.
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