Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Guest]

She's doing that Woody Allen thing that Orson Welles hated, being both timid and arrogant. "Oh, I want headshots done, but, ho hum, what would I do with them? I don't want to be an actress guys..." then she lavishes in the nice tweets her thirsty boys give her.

Should've done the other Woody Allen thing and banged an underage Asian family member.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Because people are just dying to see this beauty on silver screen... keep dreaming, trucker lady.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Hahahaha! She moved away from all those hateful conservatives to libtard diversity Paradise and is shocked it's a post-apocalyptic hell hole.
Stupid bitch.

Note the CA soyboys replying how this is totally normal.

[Osterzone]

Should've done the other Woody Allen thing and banged an underage Asian family member.

Best she could do was marry someone that looks like a Filipino boy that enjoys Power Rangers.

[Liar Revealed]

I've said it before, but in her younger days she probably could have hooked some Japanese dude with good job prospects.
For example, Kanadajin3 had an extremely wealthy old Japanese man propose to her. She thought she was too good for him and turned him down... only to become a Muslim nutjob.

[Guest]

Doujins taught me that elderly bald fat Japanese men are the best.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why draw an elderly balf fattie if tentacle monsters are readily availalbe?

[Guest]

Old men are more focused. Tentacles have too much shit going on. Sensory overload.

[Osterzone]

Because people are just dying to see this beauty on silver screen... keep dreaming, trucker lady.

Maybe she could be Large Marge in a PeeWee's Big Adventure remake

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Old men are more focused. Tentacles have too much shit going on. Sensory overload.

But they make each and every panel an art piece in and of itself. You can lean back, take a sip from a glass of fine wine, and examine each and every picture from every angle.