Madcucks & Dick: The Biggest Faggots in the Universe

[Keith Chegwin]

Where do they keep finding these Lionel Hutz-esque lawyers?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Probably twitter.

[Angelfire Memes]

Where do they keep finding these Lionel Hutz-esque lawyers?

From the kind of legal cesspool specially for lawyers who have to take this case because they need the money. You think any lawyer with an ounce of self-respect is going to take a case from fucking Maddox? A case where the opponent gets to make defences like this:

One is he created a comedy album that charted on
5 iTunes called CuckrnasCarols. Now, the word cuck, C-U-C-K,
6 is going to corneup a lot today. It is central to their
7 defamation claims and really at the core of this case. It's
8 internet slang. It's a new term that basically could be
9 equated to jerk or, you know, there's colorful Yiddish words
10 that you could use, okay, that we have to say them.
11 Mr. Kokkinos created an album called Cuckmas Carols that
12 basically makes fun of Mr. Ouzounian to the tune of
13 Christmas carols and uses the wo"rd "cuck" repeatedly.
14 It is our position that cuck is not defamatory.
15 It's either opinion or something like calling somebody a
16 jerk. And we cite numerous cases where if you just call
17 somebody a scumbag or a jerk or a terrorist, it's
18 hyperbolic, it's not defamatory, okay.

[Kugelfisch]

Gotta love that. Imagine the judge going over the claim and just slowly zoning out going "What the hell is the claim even?".

[Guest]

Out of curiosity did Maddox ever respond to Dick's hijack of his podcast?

[Kugelfisch]

I don't think so. If he'd have thrown a fit over it I'm sure I would've heard by now. But I can almost guarantee you that he was absolutely assmad about it.

[rabidtictac]

I don't think he can do anything since it's Dick's account, right? Maddox was the cuck who stole Dick's account in the first place.

That's like if you take over my steam account and then I remember my password and take it back.

[RAPEMAN]

Maddox was too stupid to change the password on their account so Dick changed it, restored all the original audio files and gave a kick ass prelude belittling Maddox for being so stupid. Maddox edited their shared intellectual property without Dick's permission so he didn't have a leg to stand on.

[Guest]

Terrible news on the counter-suit. Asterios Coconuts was the only one in a position to counter sue, spent a year taking donations for the legal costs and is now fucking off with the money & calling Dick Show fans Nazis. He's not brave enough to call Dick that, he's just ghosting the guy. I don't have links because I'm gay.

[Guest]

Asterios was always a fag and I'm not too suprised to bitch niggad out.