Madcucks & Dick: The Biggest Faggots in the Universe

[Poonoo]

It's like Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla, who did a lighter variation of the men being chauvinists thing with The Man Show some 15 years ago. Jimmy Kimmel fucking grew up and hosts a night-time talk show now, he didn't just keep doing the same shtick for 15 years. And I'm pretty sure Adam Carolla is dead in a ditch somewhere, rest in peace.

Adam Carolla is a conservative radio host now and is doing quite well.



This rant is perfect.

[Guest]

Adam Corolla is gay shit for old people.
Kimmel is a faggot who got his ass schooled by Leno for years and only seems to matter now when nobody is watching late night talk shows so they're all on the same footing.
Kimmel also cried on TV because muh guns. I don't care how rich that asshat is I wouldn't be caught dead crying like a bitch on TV for all the money in the world.

[Vaporwear]

Adam Corolla is gay shit for old people.
Kimmel is a faggot who got his ass schooled by Leno for years and only seems to matter now when nobody is watching late night talk shows so they're all on the same footing.
Kimmel also cried on TV because muh guns. I don't care how rich that asshat is I wouldn't be caught dead crying like a bitch on TV for all the money in the world.

I don't watch Kimmel and I'm pretty sure Adam Carolla is dead and his ghost haunts a podcast studio, my point is Kimmel didn't stagnate like Maddox did and he didn't become some loser cuck who has no money and engages in frivolous lawsuits because his feelings got hurt.

Stupid fucking guest posters can't understand a simple point, I swear to God.

[Kugelfisch]

Maddox would switch, now especially but also before the whole cuck thingy, places with Kimmel in a heartbeat. Doesn't matter how much he'd have to sell out for. He'd be the most boring, vanilla, unoffensive, "lame shit you're shown by your co-worker on his fucking phone as a 'funny video' that you 'have to watch' where every fucking second feels like eternity" programme, mindless moderator machine ever. He'd love that shit.
But instead he went nowhere and is now more popularly known as a cuck. Not a memed one, not a memeable one, not even a literal "I enjoy guys banging my wife while watching" one. Just a generic cuck. Some random faggot that gets mad by the internet's insult du jour.

[rabidtictac]

The only thing special about maddox now is he's suing a guy for saying something about him which is actually true.

Mad Cuck was pining for his ex-gf and lusting over her pussy. Dick Masterson showed up, got her wet and pounded her all night long. Meanwhile, Mad Cuck was crying into his phone and leaving sobbing voice messages. Then Mad Cuck's girlfriend harassed the object of Maddox' desires so much that the lady got a restraining order against Mad Cuck's tumblrbitch.

I don't know if he fits the exact dictionary definition, but in my book, Maddox is definitely a proven cuck. The only difference between him and an actual cuckold is that real cuckolds get orgasms when they watch a man plow their wives. Mad Cuck could only cry tears of pure rage as he listened over the phone to his ex's screams of pleasure.

Some say Dick Masterson is plowing that pussy to this very day.

[Kugelfisch]

So I was checking out efukt again. You know how many videos there aren't actual efukt videos but instead links to external sites that are usually user-submitted for being especially lulzy? So I clicked on a video called "Maximum Cuckold" which lead to some porn vid site. Boring. I scrolled down to the comments and, I shit you not, the second comment I see is "Maddox, is that you?".

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The guy gets to wipe his ass with hundred dollars bilIs and molest his daughter on a nightly basis, I'm sure he doesn't give a fuck about selling out. Shit, selling out is actually a good thing, only teenagers and the retarded think making money and raping children is a bad thing.

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How does one go about selling out like jimmy Kimmel? Asking for a friend.

[Guest]

Suck the right dicks but don't suck them well enough and coast on the fact that your dick sucking competition died before you did.

[RAPEMAN]

my point is Kimmel didn't stagnate like Maddox did and he didn't become some loser cuck who has no money and engages in frivolous lawsuits because his feelings got hurt.

Kimmel had the dignity to turn himself into a successful cuck.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's living the cuck dream.