The Angry Video Game Cuck
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This is the face Motherfucker Mike makes when he approaches his next victim in a dirty alleyway.
As for sodas, I've never liked any of them - I could never understand my friend who was able to down 2 liters of Burpa-Cola like nothing - then again, he was a freak. All those Cokes, Pepsis, Sprites, Mirindas etc. have different tastes, but they all taste like sugary shit in the end. With gas in it, because reasons. The only thing I've ever tasted that seemed halfway decent was Afri-Cola, which apparently comes from Germany and I can only assume that it's the infused aroma of niggers mixed with cocaine. And I don't know what to think of that.
As for the "cherry flavor", to know this is bullshit, all you ever need to do is to taste an actual cherry. I think it's actually misunderstanding, they say cherry, but they actually wanted to say "chemicals", because that's all that is. This shit always tastes like you just drunk from someone's lab experiment. It's worse than the claims of all the things you're supposed to taste in good wine or alcohol.
As for sodas, I've never liked any of them - I could never understand my friend who was able to down 2 liters of Burpa-Cola like nothing - then again, he was a freak. All those Cokes, Pepsis, Sprites, Mirindas etc. have different tastes, but they all taste like sugary shit in the end. With gas in it, because reasons. The only thing I've ever tasted that seemed halfway decent was Afri-Cola, which apparently comes from Germany and I can only assume that it's the infused aroma of niggers mixed with cocaine. And I don't know what to think of that.
As for the "cherry flavor", to know this is bullshit, all you ever need to do is to taste an actual cherry. I think it's actually misunderstanding, they say cherry, but they actually wanted to say "chemicals", because that's all that is. This shit always tastes like you just drunk from someone's lab experiment. It's worse than the claims of all the things you're supposed to taste in good wine or alcohol.
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That rage needs more heart put into it, see how it's done for real
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Could be Bavarian.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 2:07 am"Befolgen Sie Ihren Durst"
That's not even proper German.
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The actual Afri-Cola was discontinued ages ago. It used to have a very high caffeine amount but thanks to the fine folks of the EU you can't put more than 32mg per 100ml of caffeine into soft drinks anymore.Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Mon May 20, 2019 7:47 pmThe only thing I've ever tasted that seemed halfway decent was Afri-Cola, which apparently comes from Germany and I can only assume that it's the infused aroma of niggers mixed with cocaine. And I don't know what to think of that.
But the reason it was discontinued was controversy over raunchy commercials and politicians seemingly thinking that caffeine becomes straight up crack in a soft drink.
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Cringe. Baseball is so fucking gay.
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It's the same with strawberry and most grape flavored things. Strawberry is the biggest offender, though.Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Mon May 20, 2019 7:47 pmAs for the "cherry flavor", to know this is bullshit, all you ever need to do is to taste an actual cherry. I think it's actually misunderstanding, they say cherry, but they actually wanted to say "chemicals", because that's all that is. This shit always tastes like you just drunk from someone's lab experiment. It's worse than the claims of all the things you're supposed to taste in good wine or alcohol.
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Absolutely. Anything "strawberry" that doesn't contain actual strawberries is godawful.
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As Many of games they had you would think they could find some for a interesting video instead of stupid ideas like this
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