The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Newhalf]

"The Head returns" makes me think of gay porn more than horror.
That's what they're going for, right?

[Ihatebradjones]

Does this faggot ever close his fucking mouth?

Yup, during those movie reviews with the fatties. Dude barely says a thing in them.

[Sieg Zeon]

He's killing the golden goose by prostituting his brand so hard right now. The channel will be dead within 3-5 years at this rate.

All you niggers say this but channels like ChannelAwesome and gamegrumps are still around and maybe more popular than before.

game cunts haven’t had any kind of controversy in a long time have they? Last I remember was the garage sale scam, the prolapsed jared saga, and a girl who allegedly dated the jew writing a play about a guy who may or may not be him being a piece of shit to her. I added the jared saga since it involved Ross and I suspect it played into his departure and divorce.

[Guest]

Is that the horror masterpiece he's been working on?

It is not. He's put that movie hold "indefinitely" because he can't be away from his kids for the amount of time it would take to make a movie. Also, he's afraid of COVID.

He altered the plot of this new movie so he didn't have to film with other people because of COVID. Some of his friends from the first one will appear as cameos that they filmed themselves. Sounds like it will be really lame.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Why isn't the AVGN movie free to watch? His fans literally paid for it.

What the fuck. I was under the impression that that jew James actually released it on the internet. Who the hell does he think he is?! Fuck his shit. It's not like I ever really wanted to see the "masterpiece", but the fact that he thinks he deserves more money for that shit just shows he delusional and greedy the cunt really is.

It is not. He's put that movie hold "indefinitely" because he can't be away from his kids for the amount of time it would take to make a movie. Also, he's afraid of COVID.

The real reason is that it's difficult to make real movies when you're deeply autistic. Honestly, his fucking wife is probably taking care of the kids and on top of that, she's his tard wrangler. The more I hear about his fuckups and laziness, the more I just think how the "not so great to begin with" has fallen.

[Tony Schiavone]

game cunts haven’t had any kind of controversy in a long time have they? Last I remember was the garage sale scam, the prolapsed jared saga, and a girl who allegedly dated the jew writing a play about a guy who may or may not be him being a piece of shit to her. I added the jared saga since it involved Ross and I suspect it played into his departure and divorce.

They're still the same. They just don't DO hardly anything.

Arin is too lazy to go back in the office, or leave California. Dan hates his job but doesn't have the spine to quit. Ross has effectively quit and lives on charity money, essentially.

They're still pushing their terrible knockoff game and YA novel that no one wants.
Their editor chased down 17 year old boys and was only sorry people didn't like it.
They've been quietly purging themselves of old Jon and "troublesome" old content.

They like to keep pretending Obama is president and no one says anything bad about them. While their channel is just cheap Nintendo garbage and awful memes.

[Sieg Zeon]

game cunts haven’t had any kind of controversy in a long time have they? Last I remember was the garage sale scam, the prolapsed jared saga, and a girl who allegedly dated the jew writing a play about a guy who may or may not be him being a piece of shit to her. I added the jared saga since it involved Ross and I suspect it played into his departure and divorce.

They're still the same. They just don't DO hardly anything.

Arin is too lazy to go back in the office, or leave California. Dan hates his job but doesn't have the spine to quit. Ross has effectively quit and lives on charity money, essentially.

They're still pushing their terrible knockoff game and YA novel that no one wants.
Their editor chased down 17 year old boys and was only sorry people didn't like it.
They've been quietly purging themselves of old Jon and "troublesome" old content.

They like to keep pretending Obama is president and no one says anything bad about them. While their channel is just cheap Nintendo garbage and awful memes.

I mean they had the most low effort content, record gameplay and cut it into 10 minute videos, something nobody else does anymore. By office do you mean their workspace? I don’t know how they’re coping with COVID. And why would he leave Commiefornia? It’s the perfect place for a fat faggot like him.

And damn they had a predator editor? Last time I checked I thought they had a couple, I know Barry left long ago, it wasn’t him was it? Didn’t know they made a shitty game or a YA novel, I just remember a failure of a web series and those artizm pins that were plz don’t steals from existing media, and also gender neutral for their pussy audience. Didn’t Oney’s wife make the joke that the name was dead close to autism on twitter?

Oh man not the Jon videos, he clung to those for years. I know during Prolapsegate they poofed away the Jared videos, funny seeing as some of them contained the terrorist as well. Who else has been fursona non grata’d by them?

[dannyboytbh]

The AVGN movie wasn't released for free but after all these years it's free to watch on tubi and with amazon prime. I pirated it back in the day of course.

[Newhalf]

Seen the AVGN movie too somehow without paying and I gotta admit it wasn't even really worth my time. It's not much more cinematic than his usual stuff except that there's plenty of other mostly bad actors in it and a focus on the storyline, but really have those ever been good?

[Guest]

Board James was a horror masterpiece.