NCunt: Black Cocks Only

[pibbs]

She married into money?
Prediction:
Sure waits a couple of years them divorces him getting HALF his shit per California law.

It's amazing how she is the perfect antithesis of an idealized feminist.

[RedLine]

Why in the hell would someone marry Lindsay?

[ChangeTheChunnel]

Why in the hell would someone marry Lindsay?

The mystery of the century. She has nothing to offer except steady pussy or cover as a beard. At least that's some of us are guessing. As it's been proven with these TGWTG/CA people, the truth is way stranger than we suspected.

[Liar Revealed]

She married into money?
Prediction:
Sure waits a couple of years them divorces him getting HALF his shit per California law.

I can almost guarantee this will happen. This chump is just a meal ticket.

[Guest]

The ideal 50's housewife is middle aged, fat, an alchoholic, makes and then kills non-white babies. Okay.
Its not like SpaceX's leader is good with women either.
I thought nerds were supposed to hate women, they were supposed to be smarter than this.

[Keith Chegwin]

Why in the hell would someone marry Lindsay?

The same reason most of these INs end up with the spouses they've got: he probably thought Lindsay was the best he could do

[Guest]

Why in the hell would someone marry Lindsay?

The same reason most of these INs end up with the spouses they've got: he probably thought Lindsay was the best he could do

Except in most cases they're on more equal footing. Maybe not exactly equal footing, but you can look at them and see how it ended up that way. Really awkward and obnoxious dudes like Doge and Linky ending up with gross fat chicks, for instance. Maven and Paw. Failous and Lupa. Moviebob and a Mario themed sex toy. But this dude is RICH. Prestigious rich with rich friends who have all the cool rich people hookups, not internet nobody rich. Rich is to guys what hot is to women. The most obvious and potent draw for members of the opposite sex. He could easily do better than NCunt already clearly showing signs of her metamorphosis into drunkard Kathy Bates. Obviously something's wrong with the guy.

[Keith Chegwin]

Being rich in itself doesn't necessarily mean you know how to holla bitches. I don't know anything about Lindsay's husband but I would guess that he's an awkward nerd who would find someone like her to be more in his pay grade.

[Le Redditeur]

So, she's married to some underling of that shitlord Elon Musk, eh? Bwahaha!

[ChangeTheChunnel]

Being rich in itself doesn't necessarily mean you know how to holla bitches. I don't know anything about Lindsay's husband but I would guess that he's an awkward nerd who would find someone like her to be more in his pay grade.

Good point. I can see them having met in a bar, him scribbling formulas on a napkin when his more experienced buddies encouraged him to talk to the short brunette that mused out loud about Optimus Prime teaming up with King Triton between drunken girlish laughter.