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[Tony Schiavone]

Feminism was created to make ugly chicks feel better about themselves.

Beautiful women, by definition, need no feminism.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"King of Prussia Mall"? Sounds like a hangout for the alt-right.

That said, considering the source material, I don't expect too much from the film. Still, at least the movie will be spared the really bad prose that was in the book.

They could still add in a narrator voice or inner monologue, just to truly capture the essence of the book.

It's not like Hollywood makes shity movies based on low tier books. But they wouldn't base a movie on.....something like a 2D board game....*sneezBATTLESHIP*

I'm still waiting for the slasher horror adaptations of Rat Trap and Hungry Hungry Hippos.

[Guest]

Of course, she doesn't like Ready, Player, One. Not because it's pandering shit, but for Social Justice raisins.

If you want a great riff on the book, "Ready Player One", Mike from MST3K does a great podcast on it with one of his riffing writers. Currently they are in the middle of "Armada".
Good stuff. www.372pages.com

Epic cuteness there. Would jizz on.

Spielberg has sucked since forever. The Lost World, back in '97, was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. He clearly wants to be an action director but all the praise and Oscars has forced him to make shitty Oscar bait when he really wants to be George Lucas making flashy space shit. Look at that weird-ass action scene he shoved into Bridge of Spies when Powers gets shot down. It's like a prank or something that never ends. He's the Kate Beckinsale of directors. Instead of sticking with what he does best and showing off dem ass and titties in tight pleather, he's busy trying to prove his critically acclaimed bonefieds.

By the way, Kate Beckinsale is in her forties and hasn't done a nude scene in two decades. Da fuq?

[Keith Chegwin]

By the way, Kate Beckinsale is in her forties and hasn't done a nude scene in two decades. Da fuq?

Most actresses only do nudes twice in their career. Once when they're young in order to get roles. Again when they're in their forties, when the roles are drying up.
As far as I know Kate Beckinsale isn't hurting for roles, so I doubt you'll see her naked on screen

[Le Redditeur]

Wait, what? There's a sequel to this piece of crap?

Could it be possible! This old saint has not heard in his forest that God is dead!

And Ernest Cline killed it.

[Guest]

We get it, Lindsay. You were sexually abused as a kid and all white males are your dad.

[Kugelfisch]

And then there's this

"Yeeesss, draaag her down to uusss! You shall not have a fulfilling liiiife where wee hadn't." the dry hags of a progressive lifestyle croak while hitting the like button. Those young girls, they must not figure out that the key to happyness for a woman is being a mother and a housewife that knows her place and purpose in life. Who would buy their mixtapes support their patreon if not the young girls led into a life of sucking too many dicks? Who, if not those on the way to become one of them?

[Some Sick Fuck]

God, this cunt really based her existence around being continuously offended by everything and not being able to shut up about how miserable she is all the time. Once again, like with Booger, I don't mainly blame the offender, but I blame the audience. At least DSP has a tiny crown of autistic losers around him, this bitch seems to be getting more and more popular.

What is there even to say to most of the shit she's spewing? It's so bitter and unpleasant that I can only hope that each passing generation will remember the current "young to middle age adults" as the worst people on earth and will try to do better. They can hardly do any worse.

[Cuckara]

I liked Minority Report. Although the short story is better. Spielberg hasn't made a good film since Minority Report but I still find it weird he has sunk this low. Ready Player One is seriously one of the worst bestselling novels of the 21st century. Ernest Cline makes Stephanie Meyer look like Edgar Allan Poe.

[Cuckara]

Wait, what? There's a sequel to this piece of crap?

Could it be possible! This old saint has not heard in his forest that God is dead!

And Ernest Cline killed it.

kek

And then there's this

"Yeeesss, draaag her down to uusss! You shall not have a fulfilling liiiife where wee hadn't." the dry hags of a progressive lifestyle croak while hitting the like button. Those young girls, they must not figure out that the key to happyness for a woman is being a mother and a housewife that knows her place and purpose in life. Who would buy their mixtapes support their patreon if not the young girls led into a life of sucking too many dicks? Who, if not those on the way to become one of them?

Well, at least Lindsay and other feminist cunts won't reproduce. That's the one good thing about feminism.