This should be the title of the dedicated book recap thread.Operation: Probably a Huge Mistake but Fuck It
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>tfw the space-raptor is vegan
Considering that they refer to humans as "sacks of meat and water", I don't think anything we eat would not be weird in their eyes.
And couldn't he have called him "Comma" or "Colon" (heh, colon) to go along with &'s stupid name? Her naming conventions are more random than the references in an Ernest Cline novel. At least that hack stook to shit from the 80s (except when he didn't).
Considering that they refer to humans as "sacks of meat and water", I don't think anything we eat would not be weird in their eyes.
And couldn't he have called him "Comma" or "Colon" (heh, colon) to go along with &'s stupid name? Her naming conventions are more random than the references in an Ernest Cline novel. At least that hack stook to shit from the 80s (except when he didn't).
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Stuck. Stook isn't a word outside the pages of 2000AD (any random issue of which is better than Lindsay's entire body of work)
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That's just a silly typing mistake me dialect breakin threw, ya stoopid gests.
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Truth of the Divine by Best Selling HotDog Girl. Lindsay Ellis
Chapter 19: Briefs
DHI Book Club Discussion by pibbs
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We are 1/3 of the way done!
Cora returns to the military base, and Kaveh uses my shorthand...
12 or so pages to say Cora quits her job as interpreter, because military no wanna human/alien rights shit. Now she's going to the press!
End of chapter.
Chapter 19: Briefs
DHI Book Club Discussion by pibbs
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We are 1/3 of the way done!
Cora returns to the military base, and Kaveh uses my shorthand...
stage one Operation: Probably a Huge
Mistake but Fuck It success! I did not
die and the floor is mostly clean E.
much more coherent, returning in the
morning, hear from &?
Something Lindsay will never be.[Kaveh] was also a two-time New York Times number-one bestselling author.
12 or so pages to say Cora quits her job as interpreter, because military no wanna human/alien rights shit. Now she's going to the press!
End of chapter.
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Truth of the Divine by Best Selling HotDog Girl. Lindsay Ellis
Chapter 20: So Much Talking About Nothing
DHI Book Club Discussion by pibbs
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Cora realizes quitting her job during the greatest economic depression in history may have been dumb.
She stomps off to the cave. Enola, er, I mean Nikola (for fuck's sake) says, “Hello, little cousin.” Which is weird because they're psychically connected butt buddies, right?
Cora reminisces about the “Little Unicorn.”
They discuss alien genders.
This goes on for pages.
What fun in this space raptor invasion story! It goes on and on like this.
Nikola is a chick, apparently. Now they're on again about this dynamic fusion bonding (the psychic butt buddy stuff) AGAIN!
Correction, six pages and counting. Unimportant, boring made up shit like this.
Then a wonderfully stupid sentence.
Oh, Cora had been approached by The Hot Seat with Satomi Mack (I don't know on MSNBC so might as well be Telemundo for all that I've not watched it) for an interview. Kaveh thinks that's keen.
They discuss Cora's new role as advocate against the Third Option and for full human rights for aliens.
Nikola weeps for Cefo (the critter that died in the book before)
But before he spills the secrets of the universe, he wants to be freed. Cora nopes that.
Cora rehashes her attack by Obelus.
Kaveh returns to get Cora.
Chapter 20: So Much Talking About Nothing
DHI Book Club Discussion by pibbs
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Cora realizes quitting her job during the greatest economic depression in history may have been dumb.
She stomps off to the cave. Enola, er, I mean Nikola (for fuck's sake) says, “Hello, little cousin.” Which is weird because they're psychically connected butt buddies, right?
Cora reminisces about the “Little Unicorn.”
They discuss alien genders.
Sigh....when Cora had come out and asked Ampersand, and got the following answer: “I have a female karyotype .”
Cora was stunned that she’d been calling him— her — the wrong pronoun the entire time they’d known each other...
What is it the redditor fags say? Oh yeah. I can't even.“ It is a peculiarity of your language that gender is related to pronouns ,” Ampersand responded. “ Not all human languages have gendered pronouns. ”
“Yes, but . . . it’s a respect thing.”
“ Assigning gender to pronouns is just as logical as assigning race or height or any other physical attribute to them, and just as relevant to me. ”
This goes on for pages.
Read some of it if you wantShow
“ How do you define biological sex? Is it rooted in chromosomes, or gametes, or secondary sex characteristics? ”
Cora paused, having never given this any thought. “I guess chromosomes.”
“ What about animals whose secondary sex characteristics do not match their chromosomes? ”
“Is that a thing?”
“ I have no secondary sex characteristics, either by human standards or amygdaline standards. Humans grow breasts, or develop hair at puberty, or grow a certain body type. None of these apply to me. If I am said to have a recognizably human secondary sex characteristic, perhaps it could be larger stature. To amygdalines, that is associated with a female karyotype, in humans, a male karyotype. If we are to associate the secondary sex characteristic seen in humans of larger size, given that I am in a larger body relative to other amygdaline bodies, I am therefore male. If I were able to reproduce sexually, then the gamete cell I would produce would be a female gamete, an egg; therefore, I am female. But amygdaline chromosomes in females are heterogametic, as are human males; therefore, I am male. Do you see how a human framework for gender does not apply to me? ”
“Yes, but, like you said, it’s a quirk of our language. I can’t call you ‘it.’ So should I start calling you ‘she’?”
“ You should call me ‘he.’ In terms of social hierarchy, I more identify with masculinity. Moreover, it is important that I be viewed by others as your superior, and you as my subordinate. Therefore, it is beneficial that I be associated with masculinity and you with femininity. Being associated with maleness associates me both with a cultural default and with power, with trustworthiness. As you explained to me when we first began communicating, femininity is associated more with emotionality, with weakness, and with untrustworthiness. Male pronouns are more appropriate.
Cora paused, having never given this any thought. “I guess chromosomes.”
“ What about animals whose secondary sex characteristics do not match their chromosomes? ”
“Is that a thing?”
“ I have no secondary sex characteristics, either by human standards or amygdaline standards. Humans grow breasts, or develop hair at puberty, or grow a certain body type. None of these apply to me. If I am said to have a recognizably human secondary sex characteristic, perhaps it could be larger stature. To amygdalines, that is associated with a female karyotype, in humans, a male karyotype. If we are to associate the secondary sex characteristic seen in humans of larger size, given that I am in a larger body relative to other amygdaline bodies, I am therefore male. If I were able to reproduce sexually, then the gamete cell I would produce would be a female gamete, an egg; therefore, I am female. But amygdaline chromosomes in females are heterogametic, as are human males; therefore, I am male. Do you see how a human framework for gender does not apply to me? ”
“Yes, but, like you said, it’s a quirk of our language. I can’t call you ‘it.’ So should I start calling you ‘she’?”
“ You should call me ‘he.’ In terms of social hierarchy, I more identify with masculinity. Moreover, it is important that I be viewed by others as your superior, and you as my subordinate. Therefore, it is beneficial that I be associated with masculinity and you with femininity. Being associated with maleness associates me both with a cultural default and with power, with trustworthiness. As you explained to me when we first began communicating, femininity is associated more with emotionality, with weakness, and with untrustworthiness. Male pronouns are more appropriate.
Nikola is a chick, apparently. Now they're on again about this dynamic fusion bonding (the psychic butt buddy stuff) AGAIN!
Got it? Doesn't matter, right? Three pages of this shit again.“So if Nikola is bound to Ampersand, and Ampersand is bound to Obelus,” she said, tracing a triangle on the floor, “then Nikola isn’t allowed to bond with Obelus.”
“ N OT THAT HE WOULD HAVE . O BELUS HAS ALWAYS DESPISED ME .”
Correction, six pages and counting. Unimportant, boring made up shit like this.
Seriously, who the FUCK cares?Enola spoke. “ L ITTLE COUSIN , I BELIEVE I KNOW WHICH INDIVIDUAL YOU ASSIGNED THE NAME ‘Č EFO .’ Č EFO WAS AN O LIGARCH, DE FACTO LEADER OF THE GROUP YOU CALL ‘ F REMDA.’ ČEFO DIED, SUBJECTIVE, SIXTY-NINE E ARTH DAYS AGO . I KNOW THIS, BECAUSE Č EFO WAS MY SYMPHYLE . A ND HE WAS NOBLE O BELUS’S SYMPHYLE . B UT HE WAS NOT OUR DEAR B ELOVED ’s.”
Then a wonderfully stupid sentence.
She nearly has a panic attack.The memory sent a peal of nausea through her innards, and something about that sensation, that these were the very same innards that had been skewered by Obelus, made the nausea compound on itself.
Oh, Cora had been approached by The Hot Seat with Satomi Mack (I don't know on MSNBC so might as well be Telemundo for all that I've not watched it) for an interview. Kaveh thinks that's keen.
They discuss Cora's new role as advocate against the Third Option and for full human rights for aliens.
Nikola weeps for Cefo (the critter that died in the book before)
There's our pretentious title.She knelt in front of him. “I have questions, too. About dynamic fusion bonding.”
Those bleary eyes regained their sharp, glowing focus in a flash, as if he spied an opportunity. “ D O YOU WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH OF THE DIVINE, LITTLE COUSIN ?”
But before he spills the secrets of the universe, he wants to be freed. Cora nopes that.
Cora rehashes her attack by Obelus.
Kaveh returns to get Cora.
End of chapter.She spared a glance for Enola before she exited. His bright eyes were shining, curious, calculating. Set me free. We are sisters, you and I.
“ B E CAREFUL, LITTLE COUSIN”
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>muh superior meatbag languages without gendered pronouns
When did & become a master linguistic for all Earth tongues? And didn't he... err, I mean she previously whined about how all forms of non-telepathic communication suck balls anyways?
Also this whole "If I were a human I could be considered male, but since I'm a space-raptor I'm more female". You're a fucking alien. Even apples and oranges have more in common with each other than you have with a human.
Also way to make up aliens that still have the concept of two genders
> I can’t call you ‘it.’
Yes, yes you can. The only reason you're not is because some trannies think that's offensive (because they want to use their own made-up gender-neutral pronoun, instead of the one that already exists).
>femininity is associated more with emotionality, with weakness, and with untrustworthiness
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And just out of curiousity: Does Tesla Gay really talk with ALL CAPS and questionable whitespace between letters of the same word? Especially the latter is triggering me.
When did & become a master linguistic for all Earth tongues? And didn't he... err, I mean she previously whined about how all forms of non-telepathic communication suck balls anyways?
Also this whole "If I were a human I could be considered male, but since I'm a space-raptor I'm more female". You're a fucking alien. Even apples and oranges have more in common with each other than you have with a human.
Also way to make up aliens that still have the concept of two genders
> I can’t call you ‘it.’
Yes, yes you can. The only reason you're not is because some trannies think that's offensive (because they want to use their own made-up gender-neutral pronoun, instead of the one that already exists).
>femininity is associated more with emotionality, with weakness, and with untrustworthiness
Based FTM space-raptor
And just out of curiousity: Does Tesla Gay really talk with ALL CAPS and questionable whitespace between letters of the same word? Especially the latter is triggering me.
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IT'S MA'AM NICOLE!Cora was stunned that she’d been calling him— her — the wrong pronoun the entire time they’d known each other...
But seriously, why is she spinning a pronoun-yarn here? If you think someone (creature in this case, so she could just use it) is of a certain biological sex, it's not a fucking microaggression to have used that pronoun based on the logical assumptions you possess of that persons physiology. This is in NO WAY related to transfags made-up genders, yet Lindsey treats it as equivalent. Also, they're fucking aliens, why is she forcing this stone-age heteronormative gender dualism on them? If anything, they could very well actually be genderfluid. Fucking TERFs, man!
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Yes. The space is caused by the font she uses that makes letters that should be capitalized just bigger versions of those letters than the rest of the sentence. If you follow what I'm saying?VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Wed Dec 01, 2021 6:56 amAnd just out of curiousity: Does Tesla Gay really talk with ALL CAPS and questionable whitespace between letters of the same word? Especially the latter is triggering me.
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