Ah, yes. The Hugo's. The prestigious award given to Chuck Tingle, for his masterpiece "Space Raptor Butt Invasion". Certainly a bastion of literary credibility.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Aug 03, 2020 5:08 pmScalzi is not only a cuck but a massive hack (Old Man's War being a clear rip-off of The Forever War) and is one of the key figures behind the Hugos going from a celebration of science fiction to a circlejerk of social justice ideologues. So yeah, pushing Lindsay's book is very much up his alley.
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It was only natural that a fellow scholar would immediately think of the greatest sub-franchise of the Transformers IP.
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FCC used to mandate that TV programming had to have elements of education to them. Reagan said, "Nah. Have at it." Thus the cartoons that were just long toy ads was born. Transformers, GI Joe, He-man etc
You know, all the good shit.
What's this got to do with space raptors? Just like much of the character's motivations in this book, fuck you, that's what.
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I think the mandates were mostly in the 70s which is why it's the forgettable era of animation. 80s is where most of the good shit was at as you said.pibbs wrote: ↑Mon Aug 03, 2020 8:03 pmFCC used to mandate that TV programming had to have elements of education to them. Reagan said, "Nah. Have at it." Thus the cartoons that were just long toy ads was born. Transformers, GI Joe, He-man etc
You know, all the good shit.
What's this got to do with space raptors? Just like much of the character's motivations in this book, fuck you, that's what.
Then in the late 2000s they started pushing the shit again. This time with broadcast TV by law must have 3 hours of educational programs a week. Since the networks weren't going to put it on primetime for obvious reasons, they said fuck it and put it on Saturday morning. That is what killed Saturday Morning cartoons.
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Educational tv programming for kids sucks ass. Do adults have some retarded law that requires every episode of their braindead cop drama or sitcom must have educational merit as well? Of course not.
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I know the Hot Wheels cartoon (1969) was one of the reasons cartoons got regulated.
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Reagan essentially un-cucked children's TV by allowing it to be more capitalistic and less socialistic which gave these cancerous fuckers the shows they love to be nostalgic over. Ironic. The music industry was still heavily under scrutiny at that time though.pibbs wrote: ↑Mon Aug 03, 2020 8:03 pmFCC used to mandate that TV programming had to have elements of education to them. Reagan said, "Nah. Have at it." Thus the cartoons that were just long toy ads was born. Transformers, GI Joe, He-man etc
You know, all the good shit.
What's this got to do with space raptors? Just like much of the character's motivations in this book, fuck you, that's what.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. I remember her hopping on that bandwagon of hate and tried to look it up and the first video that pops up is her saying she was wrong to be so hard on it and that it wasn't THAT bad.
I couldn't last 5 minutes because fuck she just sounds and acts fucking pretentious. She wasn't that bad in the early TGWTG days (she was a little though) but she says something about how it has typical things in YA novels. That got me thinking, is she really this cringey or is she simply cynical enough to try to make Twilight but Sci-Fi for money? The Twitter snark is all her but whether she is truly this shit or cynical doesn't matter since either way the story is trash and still needed work.
This book isn't completely irredeemable trash, it mostly is but a lot of it could have been fixed by an editor who had the balls to tell her to fix shit and friends who actually told her the truth. The lore off the aliens was way more fucking interesting than fucking Cora and the human world's dumb shit. Bush resigning over fucking aliens, get fucked. All the CIA guys caring about fucking pronouns and all their motivations are dumb and their tactics are fucking retarded and what you'd expect a dumb shitlib to think.
This was a first draft that was rushed to print because she is an empowered woman.
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Her book reads like a shit-awful first draft. It needed an editor with some hip waders and pruning sheers. The kind of editor who gets a paragraph or more of thanks at the end of the novel. A good editor is invaluable. They fix mistakes without removing the author's voice. Although, in this case, her author's voice is that of an insufferable, smug cunt. I wouldn't have minded if it were toned down a bit, at the very least.
I won't say absolutely everything in the book is awful, but so much of it is that you'd need the kind of drastic rewrite which involves essentially rewriting everything from scratch. So many of her sentences would be removed entirely or marked with some variation of "reword this." In the tiny portion I quoted earlier, I said "fuck this" because I didn't want to do her work for her and give her a new sentence. That's not the editor's job. If I rewrite her sentences completely, then the voice becomes mine and not hers. But there's so little of quality to work with that she'd need to rewrite nearly everything. The basic framework could stay, but most of the characters would need drastic redesigns to give them some fucking personality, and her Twilight author-insert would need to die. I'm sure she's very fucking smug and proud of that shitty character. I can tell. But the part of her book she loves the most is the part she most needs to kill for it to be worth a single damn. When a writer is too fucking smug, they end up writing fanfiction like this.
Always kill your babies. Every writer has heard this at least once. Lindsay's book is the result of a self-indulgent tosser refusing to remove any of their trite bullshit before publication.
I won't say absolutely everything in the book is awful, but so much of it is that you'd need the kind of drastic rewrite which involves essentially rewriting everything from scratch. So many of her sentences would be removed entirely or marked with some variation of "reword this." In the tiny portion I quoted earlier, I said "fuck this" because I didn't want to do her work for her and give her a new sentence. That's not the editor's job. If I rewrite her sentences completely, then the voice becomes mine and not hers. But there's so little of quality to work with that she'd need to rewrite nearly everything. The basic framework could stay, but most of the characters would need drastic redesigns to give them some fucking personality, and her Twilight author-insert would need to die. I'm sure she's very fucking smug and proud of that shitty character. I can tell. But the part of her book she loves the most is the part she most needs to kill for it to be worth a single damn. When a writer is too fucking smug, they end up writing fanfiction like this.
Always kill your babies. Every writer has heard this at least once. Lindsay's book is the result of a self-indulgent tosser refusing to remove any of their trite bullshit before publication.
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