Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Lindsay's Liver » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:54 am

From what I understand, the hairloss gene actually comes from your mother.

My own situation bears this out. My father and paternal grandfather and my uncle on that side of the family never went bald.

The bald guys are all on my mom's side of the family.

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:22 am

Lindsay's Liver wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:54 am
The bald guys are all on my mom's side of the family.
I've heard it's from either your mother's side grandfather or your father.
Truth is, nobody knows for sure how it works. Some studies link high testosterone with it, some link low testosterone with it. Some say it's father's side, some say it's mother's side. Best just treat it like cancer, like some fairly random shit that could just happen to you and you'll have to deal with it regardless how you got it.
But I will not stand for baldies claiming it's what almost every man has to deal with because that's very misleading.
Most men have Calvities Frontalis to some degree, often minor, at some point in their life and some thinning of the hair. Most men will never have to deal with actual bald spots or drastically receding hairlines.

Leslie Nielsen was fully grey in his fifties. Most men that age aren't, unless they are Greek. You guys sound like it'd be perfectly normal, when it's not.
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by pibbs » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:47 am

Guise! Watch my video! I worked really really hard on it!
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Proboards Support » Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:10 am

Looks like the worms are trying to escape her brain in that thumbnail

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:51 am

Look at that red and bloated head. So disgusting.

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by GitGud » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:43 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:51 am
Look at that red and bloated head. So disgusting.
That could be from choking during sex. Some situation like Lupa on top of Marz, both naked and lubed up. Both have their hands on the others throat, keeping the air out of the lungs and the blood from circulating. They struggel hard und grunt like animals and you standing behind them, dickung in alternating fashion. Two strokes up, three strokes down, and when you are ready you stick it in the fold between. Marzes soft fatty belly on the bottom, Lupas starving, boney grany bush on the top, rubbing your dick like a scotch brit pad...... :mrgreen:
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:51 pm

GitGud wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:43 pm
That could be from choking during sex.
>Lupa
>Sex
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Lindsay's Liver » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:18 pm

Two guys with soyboy expressions (why are "men" still doing that???) and David Lee Roth in black lipstick make the 97th video on Youtube that makes fun of the Kiss TV movie.

*throws confetti*

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:35 pm

Why do you say "soyboy expressions" and not just call them soyboys.

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Liar Revealed » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:14 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:39 am
Bullshit. If neither your father nor your grandfather had hair loss worth mentioning and you're over 30 you're safe as hell.
Stay jelly, hairlets!
If none of the men in your family, your father, both grandfathers, uncles, etc. have baldness, you might be safe.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:22 am
Truth is, nobody knows for sure how it works. ...Best just treat it like cancer,
That's kind of what I'm saying. I wouldn't make fun of somebody having cancer either because it could very well happen to me.
Lindsay's Liver wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:18 pm
Two guys with soyboy expressions (why are "men" still doing that???)
I know, I want to strangle every dude I see that makes that face.
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