Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Guest]

Thank god someone invented the term "sexual misconduct" so we can accuse men not of rape, not of harassment, not of being mean, or just generally being obtuse. No, we have this new buzzword so women can just "j'accuse!" without any evidence or even knowing what they are j'accusing about.

Welcome the new Dark Ages.

[RAPEMAN]

About the only thing I take issue with, in her whole twitter rant, is him being upset that she was, "funnier," than him.

First off-- [citation needed]
Second off-- a person who is truly funny can play off of others jokes in order to keep the laughter going. Otherwise it sounds like she just had better one liners than him and he didn't like that.

Third off-- she's probably making all this shit up.

[CuckTurdginson]

Just stating what we all know. That cunt was born, five hundred years ago, to suck dick in an offputting, fierce manner. She won't be truly happy until she's truly broken, chocking on several cocks in public.

It all adds up, finally. How could I have been so stupid? Lupa is Kugelfisch's wife. I've just arrived too early -- she isn't his wife yet. Like Arthur pulling the sword from the stone, Kugelfisch's thrusts from dick will awaken Lupa's inner slut and ignite a fire in her loins which can only be satisfied by others, thus fulfilling the prophecy of Kugelfisch the Cuck and his Hot-Wife. This is what I was born for.

^That isn't me, surprisingly.

[Pepsi Man]

About the only thing I take issue with, in her whole twitter rant, is him being upset that she was, "funnier," than him.

First off-- [citation needed]
Second off-- a person who is truly funny can play off of others jokes in order to keep the laughter going. Otherwise it sounds like she just had better one liners than him and he didn't like that.

Third off-- she's probably making all this shit up.

(that's what [citation needed] means)

[Guest]

Lupa is a frigid bitch? Stop the presses!

Like all these "asexuals" she's just more self absorbed than frigid.

I don't think any part of Luba's body is "absorbent."

[drisko]

If only you had been smart enough to make that "Change the Channel" thing into a video so people would watch it and give you ad views.

[Kugelfisch]

It all adds up, finally. How could I have been so stupid? Lupa is Kugelfisch's wife. I've just arrived too early -- she isn't his wife yet. Like Arthur pulling the sword from the stone, Kugelfisch's thrusts from dick will awaken Lupa's inner slut and ignite a fire in her loins which can only be satisfied by others, thus fulfilling the prophecy of Kugelfisch the Cuck and his Hot-Wife. This is what I was born for.

Impressive shitposting.

He's way past wizard age if he hadn't had sex yet. Way past.

He's over 40?

[Guest]

Wizard age is 30.
You should have known this.
(unless you do)

[Kugelfisch]

Huh, so he's a wizard. A shame he uses his wizardry for nothing but hotglueing his ´Fembusters toys.

[rabidtictac]

I don't know who to believe here. Do I believe a christfag who probably did want to rape and abuse poor grandma lupa (gender dynamics were different back in the 1600s,) or do I believe the harpy who has perpetually lied and exaggerated about her former co-workers at CA, just so all the attention would be on her? Do I believe the bitch who lost a rape accusation in her emails until it was convenient for them to exploit the story?