Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Guest]

Here you go

That is not a 19 year old. That is a woman pushing 30. She's older than Spoony.

[Le Redditeur]

EXTERMI-FUCKING-NATUS!

[ChangeTheChunnel]

Mother of hell, what a thing to see in the morning. Makes me glad for the whiny writers who don't actually write on my Twitter feed.

[Old Black Man]

I'm gonna be sick. GAS GAS GAS THEM ALL...

Nuke the entire site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

[Proboards Support]

Lupa is only 29?

[MegaNigger]

Lupa is only 29?

In human years, yes.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Clearly, these are people worthy of being your "fans" and "allies".

SpoilerShow

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

[Liar Revealed]

That is not a 19 year old. That is a woman pushing 30. She's older than Spoony.

Yes. She is a living, breathing Liar Revealed Story.

She was probably 29 or so when she first started and felt self-conscious about being older than a lot of the TGWTG crew. She probably would have been the oldest of the girls. So she decided to tell a little white lie and shave off 10 years from her age.

She probably had no idea she'd still be doing the some old shit a decade later. Probably had Hollywood dreams like the rest of them. And now her real age has caught up to her.

It's obvious she grew up in the 90s watching all those TV shows. How much longer can she fake that she didn't? How much longer can she fake that she has a boyfriend in Canada? How much longer can she fake that she's a decent human being and not a raging psychopath? When will the liar be revealed?

[RAPEMAN]

I believe she's twenty-nine. I know a lot of women that has aged like shit.

[Proboards Support]

Lupa is only 29?

In human years, yes.

How old is that in dried up old maid years?