Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by pibbs » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:40 pm

Lupa's problem is she's fighting the inevitable conclusion that as she gets older, the feminist propaganda is a lie and she needs a man to survive. Her anxiety is doubled when she sees who she's hitched her wagon to, a perpetual man-child. She's appalled and envious that he's such a cuck yet is vastly more successful.

This does not compute for such a "strong and independent" as LUPA likes to see herself.

She's delusional, controlling, and mentally ill aka a woman.
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:01 am

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Lupa strikes me more as the type who is severely delusional about the type of man who's in her league. She secretly resents Failous and isn't attracted to him because she thinks she deserves the captain of the football team. Maybe you'll find meet the jock with a granny fetish of your dreams one day, Lupa.
My theory is that Doge turned her down and that's what caused the whole shitstorm.

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Pope Corky III » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:15 am

If Doge had a shot at that, no fucking way would he have married the ham planet he's trapped too now. Then again I heard he married her for money.
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:44 am

Doge could have any girl he desires, he likes em thicc, that's all.

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by ChangeTheChunnel » Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:00 am

I don’t think Lupa would have been so desperate to throw herself at Doge. And Doge at least knows not to stick his dick in crazy. But the best he could manage was a boring, plain hamplanet that wouldn’t cause him any drama. Probably the smartest move he’s ever made.
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Lupa is alone. She has no one. Fucking Spoony has a better social life than her and he's practically a chair.

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:21 am

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Doge could have any girl he desires, he likes em thicc, that's all.
His ham-bride essentially funded his "studio."
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:49 am

RAPEMAN wrote:
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Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:44 am
Doge could have any girl he desires, he likes em thicc, that's all.
His ham-bride essentially funded his "studio."
I wouldn't say ANY girl, CA fans have always been a lower quality of people, but he certainly could've ditched her for some young, solidly 5/10 autistic fangirl who would've kissed his feet and any other body part he wanted at the height of his popularity.

Doge either loves being married to money or loves ham planets. Although he's very vocal about his thing for Catherine Zeta Jones, who's about as far as you can get in the looks department from Doge's wife as possible...

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by GitGud » Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:05 am

You could put her in the warm sunlight and form her after your liking if she reached moldable temperature. And with the leftovers you can build another outer shell if you could find a sutable skeleton
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:50 pm

Pope Corky III wrote:
Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:15 am
If Doge had a shot at that, no fucking way would he have married the ham planet he's trapped too now.
ChangeTheChunnel wrote:
Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:00 am
I don’t think Lupa would have been so desperate to throw herself at Doge.
I'm sorry, how exactly would Phelous be higher on the desirability scale than Doge?

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:26 pm

His toy collection is much more impressive.

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