Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Tony Schiavone]

Why would she ever do another IRL crossover with him again if Brad is no longer available to join the fun?

You're right. Looking through her videos and Brad shows up in one short clip. All of the other collisions are gone. The only company she keeps now is with a cringy Cucknadian manchild and the Bringer of Light.

Dud she ever even do anything with Linkara? Seems she's mostly hoping that his larger fanbase would bleed over into hers.

She was also in his gloriously shitty Movie.

From the official wiki summary:

The group assess the damage caused to Comicron-1, with Lupa suggesting they travel to Europa (the terraformed planet from "To Boldly Flee") in an attempt to find supplies. Before reaching Europa and heading down to it, MarzGurl and Linkara have a heart-to-heart over his recent concerns about his dangerous lifestyle, Nash expresses his fears to Harvey over nearly being killed and waxes philosophic with him about the existence of God, and Lupa is confused and amazed by 90's Kid's technical know-how.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

I doubt Phelous has a single sexual desire to be honest so rapes out assault is more likely she'll mess with his toy collection until he snaps and hits her.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She was also in his gloriously shitty Movie.

Linkara's Ego: The Movie. The motion picture where (former) CA members go to lay their careers at rest.

On a side note I bet he has a sex move he calls "the Slimer"

He might also have the "Slimy Lorenzo", after his true and honest Venkman VA.

[Guest]

How soon until one of them does something to get axed from her life and channel? My money’s still on Phelous. Maybe the one time he tried to get a kiss or innocently thought he could feel a tit, only to get shot down by Grease Hair, who’ll now construe it as a rape attempt.

Hey now man. It's not nice to call Failous's sister names like that. Her hair isn't even greasy, and any rape accusation she makes against the Phallus will be 100% legit. You're not suggesting he would try to feel up LUPA, are you? There's nothing to feel, and it's not worth the army of flying monkeys she'd unleash on him.

[RAPEMAN]

Phelan is either gay, asexual or so low in testosterone he doesn't require sex. Or maybe he's a pedophile or his sister complex has rendered his unimpressive penis impotent. I mean, someone who's in their mid thirties and still buys toys and dollar-bin cartoons has to be compensating for something.

[Guest]

On a side note I bet he has a sex move he calls "the Slimer"

their sex life is as dead as patton oswalt's wife.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Phelan is either gay, asexual or so low in testosterone he doesn't require sex. Or maybe he's a pedophile or his sister complex has rendered his unimpressive penis impotent. I mean, someone who's in their mid thirties and still buys toys and dollar-bin cartoons has to be compensating for something.

He can only get it on with Transformers Kiss Players.

[TowelyWeinberg]

Lupa "I'm asexual". That's code for either I'm a huge dyke or I'm holding out for a porn star cock. With ol' Loops I'm betting on being a dyke. Just you wait in a year she'll be a leather wearing turbo rug muncher.

[Guest]

Lupa "I'm asexual". That's code for either I'm a huge dyke or I'm holding out for a porn star cock. With ol' Loops I'm betting on being a dyke. Just you wait in a year she'll be a leather wearing turbo rug muncher.

I dunno. If she were a dyke I think she would have come out by now to cash in as much as she can on muh oppression stack. Lupa strikes me more as the type who is severely delusional about the type of man who's in her league. She secretly resents Failous and isn't attracted to him because she thinks she deserves the captain of the football team. Maybe you'll find meet the jock with a granny fetish of your dreams one day, Lupa.

[Kugelfisch]

The group assess the damage caused to Comicron-1, with Lupa suggesting they travel to Europa (the terraformed planet from "To Boldly Flee")

Europa is a moon, not a planet, you ultra niggers!