Andrew Dobson

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Re: Andrew Dobson

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:44 am

That meme exists because it is so true.

The few girls that exist on the internet either choose a life of being a GOTISthot or congregate on mommy websites and facefuck.
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Re: Andrew Dobson

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:38 pm

You know where else there aren't any girls? In Dobson's bed. BOOYA!

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Re: Andrew Dobson

Post by Angelfire Memes » Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:13 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:38 pm
You know where else there aren't any girls? In Dobson's bed. BOOYA!
Ayyyy nigga you finna get Dobbed on.

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Re: Andrew Dobson

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:03 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:38 pm
You know where else there aren't any girls? In Dobson's bed. BOOYA!
Waifu pillows totally count.

(At least they're the closest thing to a girl that will ever come within eyesight of the bed.)
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Re: Andrew Dobson

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:10 pm

But he loves lesbians. Being attracted to homosexuals is TOTALLY the only reason he can't get gf.

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Re: Andrew Dobson

Post by RAPEMAN » Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:31 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:10 pm
But he loves lesbians. Being attracted to homosexuals is TOTALLY the only reason he can't get gf.
He tells himself that only lesbians know true love because he internally knows he'll never be in a relationship with one. I suspect he HATES seeing happy men and women couples.
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Re: Andrew Dobson

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Jul 20, 2018 11:20 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:03 pm
At least they're the closest thing to a girl that will ever come within eyesight of the bed.
He had a Jewish girlfriend once, incredibly. I doubt he ever sealed the deal
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Re: Andrew Dobson

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:15 am

Hard to believe he somehow landed a girlfriend.
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Re: Andrew Dobson

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:43 pm

RAPEMAN wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:15 am
Hard to believe he somehow landed a girlfriend.
Only if you imagine his girlfriend is an average woman, as opposed to someone just as goblin-like and desperate as he is.
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Re: Andrew Dobson

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sun Jul 22, 2018 4:49 pm

RAPEMAN wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:31 pm
Guest wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:10 pm
But he loves lesbians. Being attracted to homosexuals is TOTALLY the only reason he can't get gf.
He tells himself that only lesbians know true love because he internally knows he'll never be in a relationship with one. I suspect he HATES seeing happy men and women couples.
Wait until he discovers 99% of lesbian couples are really bi and want love dick as much as straight girls.

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