Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

[oldbones]

By personally I assume he means Spielberg was at the screening chorizo grease went to and said "don't spoil anything" to the entire room.

[Poonoo]

Tweet in question.

Mickey mouse privileges I guess.

>I am a champion of the people that will protect you from corporations to tell you the truth
>A corporation asked me to review it after it comes out so they can make more money
>I'll do as they say so I can get early access to movies
>I'll softball reviews so I don't lose this priviledge
>I am a champion of the peop.....

Fuck off Joe

[drisko]

By personally I assume he means Spielberg was at the screening chorizo grease went to and said "don't spoil anything" to the entire room.

Most likely. He probably was on the mic, said a little to the crowd like "Thanks for coming out, please don't spoil" and then sat down.

[Keith Chegwin]

By personally I assume he means Spielberg was at the screening chorizo grease went to and said "don't spoil anything" to the entire room.

This. It was probably a shills only screening. They do those. Remember Cisbusters, when they got YouTube critics nobody's ever heard of to shill the movie and say it was good?

[Some Sick Fuck]

Why can't he spoiler a "novel" that's been out for seven years?

Silly guest, are you assuming that Joe or any of his fans have ever read a book? Or that they would even have the mental capacity to link the book to the movie?

[Kugelfisch]

Dumb Domingo is the perfect reviewer for that movie. He's exactly the target audience for entertainment dumber than Freddy got Fingered.

[Guest]

Freddy got Fingered is unironic kino, the world just wasn't ready for it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why can't he spoiler a "novel" that's been out for seven years?

Silly guest, are you assuming that Joe or any of his fans have ever read a book? Or that they would even have the mental capacity to link the book to the movie?

Not surprising. He was probably also one of those that were pretty serial about Lame of Thrones spoilers, even if the older books have been out for over a decade.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I remember I was talking with a guy who was supposedly a huge Lord of the Rings fan back before The Return of the King came out in 2003. He got mad at me for spoiling the ending because I assumed being such a huge fan he'd have read the books.

[Guest]

I remember I was talking with a guy who was supposedly a huge Lord of the Rings fan back before The Return of the King came out in 2003. He got mad at me for spoiling the ending because I assumed being such a huge fan he'd have read the books.

Reading is hard.
It's nice we live in an enlightened time when you can be dumb as a brick and still self identify as a "nerd".

Not surprising. He was probably also one of those that were pretty serial about Lame of Thrones spoilers, even if the older books have been out for over a decade.

At least the Game of Thrones show changed a lot of stuff from the books, at least to my understanding. Never really got into either.