Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[CIANigger]

His family will pay it.

This is what I'm betting on. Either fans or family will funnel him money in the 11th hour.

[Kugelfisch]

His family will pay it.

This is what I'm betting on. Either fans or family will funnel him money in the 11th hour.

His fans can't. Way too few, much too broke. He doesn't have those DSP paypigs where there's always some whale that can just throw thousands around.

[Rushy]

I am curious enough that I'd legit pay money just to be a fly on the wall in the Antwiler family meetings

[Guest]

I don't know why people frequently shut down the idea that the Antwiler kids had a modest trust (say, from their grandfather's property, which was sold after his death in 2006). It would explain the mysterious down payment on the house as well as his anxiety years ago over losing the house -- something that didn't become a reality until 2019. That anxiety makes sense if you're paying your billth out of reservoir of cash which isn't replenishing.

The alternatives -- that he "worked" and saved tens of thousands of dollars, which doesn't seem like the same type of character who would then blow it on a 4 bedroom house for 2 people and a dog -- don't make any more sense. He'd blow it on pornographic 20 sided dice and slurpees. If he saved it from Blip payments, same thing -- he would have blown it. Look at Noah Antwiler -- does this seem like a guy who EVER had a thought about planning for the future?

I think his parents are doing well (his dad has a few patents for software from his time in the defense industry) but not rich enough to have been fronting him cash for the last 4 years. They also seem very practical, and if that were the case would have used this leverage to compel him to sell the house while he had a chance. How would he resist? He's a sissy incapable of resisting anything.

[RedLine]

I think a trust or inheritance is extremely possible.
However the established story is that the Red Dragon controlled his finances during the Blip/CA days so he might have had a minor nestegg saved up too.

[pibbs]

so he might have had a minor nestegg saved up too.

He used it for the down payment on the house.

[BenComicGraphics]

so he might have had a minor nestegg saved up too.

He used it for the down payment on the house.

Knowing Noah, the downpayment was the minimum 3.5% on a 30 year term. He hasn't even touched the principle yet.

[RedLine]

Knowing Noah, the downpayment was the minimum 3.5% on a 30 year term. He hasn't even touched the principle yet.

Im pretty sure it was 10%-15%. You can see his down payment if you look up the property records on his county's website.

[Cuckson]

Knowing Noah, the downpayment was the minimum 3.5% on a 30 year term. He hasn't even touched the principle yet.

Im pretty sure it was 10%-15%. You can see his down payment if you look up the property records on his county's website.

10%-15%
he fucked himself

[pibbs]

Was poking around to see if Noah was being sued by anyone else (pretty rare people default on a mortage without defaulting on a bunch of other shit first). That doesn't seem to be the case yet, because Spoony dares to be different (and stupid), but I did manage to dig up some info about the foreclosure case.

He paid $230k for the house. He paid $35k down and had a mortgage for the remaining $195k.

It's a 30 year mortgage at 3.75% interest, which comes out to about a $750/month mortgage payment.

He still has a balance due of $177,039. So he's wiped about $18k off the principle in 4 years.

He pays about $7.2k a year in property taxes. If you're counting at home, that means his property tax on a monthly basis is only $150 less than his mortgage.

With the mortgage rate, his monthly burn for the property is about $1.4k.

This was a few pages back.