Dead Horse Interchange

So from the dog's perspective, Miles is the pack alpha and Spoony is just some beta who gives her food?

Why would anyone share this?

The whole living with uncle miles and hunting mexicans prophecy is coming true.

Miles having had a real job can't just up and visit Noah at the drop of a hat. He has to schedule in a few days off weeks in advance. So likely this was planned shortly after the foreclosure notice. What they discussed is a mystery. Likely Miles wanted to make sure Noah was okay and what his plans are.

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pibbs wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:37 am

Seems like Spoony is preparing to move back in with Miles.

>she literally pees

You probably still haven't cleaned it up haven't you?

And man Oreo REALLY wants to hunt Mexicans.

A single and/or look at the ground can probably tell you which rooms in the house Oreo prefers.

pibbs wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 15, 2020 6:36 am

Why would anyone share this?

He's just making shit up again. I mean, who are those "other people" supposed to be? Dude doesn't go outside, and even if he would people would probably be more weirded out by the greasy hobo.

Oreo doesn't seem like a breed who would have a weak bladder, so I don't know why she would piss when company comes over. My friend's dog used to do that, but it was a wiener dog and they have notorious housebreaking problems.

Needless to say, Spoony's house probably smells like piss all the time anyway, and not from Oreo.

Miles lives in Arizona, and obviously had to stay for a few days. The tweets imply he's now left. So he probably arrived late last week/over last weekend/early this week and left Wednesday, Thursday or Friday.

Which means that while his brother was at his house, Noah was doing shit like this:
And maybe this.
Also this.
Makes sense he would get nostalgic about B-Fest since he used to go with his brother. And added this.
So if Noah in IRL is anything like Noah on Twitter (and he has no IRL, so he probably is), he was moping around about how These Wounds They Shall Not Heal and being so goth he shat crucifixes.

Miles has killed a man, I can't imagine the restraint it must take not to pull a Chief and just smother this sadsack bitch in his sleep.

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:12 am

Oreo doesn't seem like a breed who would have a weak bladder, so I don't know why she would piss when company comes over.

UTI from unsanitary conditions.