Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Post by Rushy » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:02 am

Vaporwear wrote:
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This is true. Spoonyone is what happens when a person with no ambition but affluent parents lives a life of no hardships whatsoever. My parents weren't rich, my parents made me go work at a factory where I did menial shit like boxing things for 8 hours a day. Do you know how fucking much my fingers bled that first night? How much my muscles ached doing that menial ass job? But that's when I realize how bad things could really get if I didn't try. I went to college because the alternative was working at menial retail jobs for the rest of my life. My parents weren't going to bankroll my life, there was no trust fund for me, they didn't have the money to pay for my college education, I either succeeded in life or I didn't. So I forced myself to find what I wanted to do with my life and focused on achieving that.
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Post by GitGud » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:05 am

Damn, i must see that movie again some time soon.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:06 pm

Hopefully Hollywood will reboot it with a more diverse cast.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Post by Tony Schiavone » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:52 pm

Vaporwear wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:57 pm

If Spoony's sick or depressed it's only because he lives in his house all day, doing nothing but tweeting and playing videogames. But that's what he wants to do with his life, all this woe is me shit is him wallowing in his own negative thoughts because the alternative would mean doing work. And work is hard, something Spoony doesn't even know the meaning of.
Funny how we hear all about the medical effects from his made up illnesses, then nothing when he ends up smashing people on snowy roads with his car.

What's he going to do when the money runs out, though? That's the real question. You'd think Noah's parents would save a little inheritance for the grandkids of the ones that aren't embarrassments. He blows through the rest of that, then what? INs are going to help him out? The patreon is now below $375. He's a white male with a history of threatening rape and ordering around his female orc to serve his needs.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:52 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:06 pm
Hopefully Hollywood will reboot it with a more diverse cast.
You've reminded me of my annoyance at the upcoming Dune reboot
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Post by Rushy » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:12 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:52 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:06 pm
Hopefully Hollywood will reboot it with a more diverse cast.
You've reminded me of my annoyance at the upcoming Dune reboot
It's one of the few where a "more diverse" cast makes sense. The Fremen are supposed to be somewhat dark-skinned. And Yueh is a pretty Asian name.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:01 pm

They're weird nomads living in a blasted hellhole while getting high on drugs. They're basically Taliban.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:08 pm

Rushy wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:12 pm
It's one of the few where a "more diverse" cast makes sense.
Yeah, whatever

My chief annoyance is who they got to play the girlfriend
Here's who they got for the Lynch film
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Sean Young. Crazy as cat shit but hot in her day
Here's who they got for the TV miniseries
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Look at those tits
Here's who they got for the upcoming film
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Fucking 'Not MJ'. Thin, wiry and annoying as fuck to boot
Literally the only improvement in casting over previous versions is Rebecca Ferguson as the mother. They went from 'actresses who look like somebody's mum' to 'hot MILF'. It's a shame it's wasted
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Post by Rushy » Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:15 pm

I must say, I was legitimately surprised that they didn't bring back Kyle MacLachlan. He's matured into a really good actor, and has the authority to pull off Duke Leto.

Also, whilst Skarsgard is a fine actor, I don't see anyone ever topping Ian McNeice as the Baron.

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Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:40 pm

Rushy wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:15 pm
I must say, I was legitimately surprised that they didn't bring back Kyle MacLachlan.
Yeah, they were never going to do that. Firstly, a casting choice like that would imply reverence for the prior version rather than the contempt they actually feel because it's not woke enough. Secondly, they're not going to get back Kyle, who is very proud of his collaborations with that racist white Trump supporter David Lynch, who had the nerve to make his Twin Peaks reboot with a largely white cast
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