Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

*slow clap*

[Keith Chegwin]

I wouldn't have thought lack of sex really bothered Spoony. Especially since he could just go across the hall and ravage Orcril if he wanted it that bad

[Singh'sSpot]

and has never actually fired one.

I agree with everything else you said, but I remember him claiming he owned a revolver or something that he used to practice with before getting the Maglite. I think his parents gave it to him.

Hm...maybe some .22lr revolver.

He probably shot it once, got scared and tossed it to the nearest pawn shop for booze money.

[Guest]

he could just go across the hall and ravage Orcril if he wanted it that bad

can't rape if you can't get it up

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's the dark secret of him loving you "his way". It's mostly him blaming Trump on not being able to get it up.

[Guest]

That's the dark secret of him loving you "his way". It's mostly him blaming Trump on not being able to get it up.

And angrily rejecting recommendations for boner pills, insisting that they don't work on him anyway.

[GitGud]

Whiskey Dick cannot be cured by little blue pills. And i think making love the spoonY way means that he chains you up and then slaps you with his wet noodle till he is exhausted.

[wulfenlord]

Try getting this out of your head

[Keith Chegwin]

Whiskey Dick cannot be cured by little blue pills.

You know this from experience eh, married man?

[Kugelfisch]

That's the dark secret of him loving you "his way". It's mostly him blaming Trump on not being able to get it up.

And angrily rejecting recommendations for boner pills, insisting that they don't work on him anyway.

This sounds way too realistic to not be true.