Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Rushy » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:20 pm

*slow clap*

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:21 pm

I wouldn't have thought lack of sex really bothered Spoony. Especially since he could just go across the hall and ravage Orcril if he wanted it that bad
rabidtictac wrote:
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Let's be real: it was the anniversary game that Sonic deserved. A celebration of everything that makes the series what it is. Unbridled autism, failure and incompetence.

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Singh'sSpot » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:24 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:44 pm
Rushy wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:33 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:54 pm
and has never actually fired one.
I agree with everything else you said, but I remember him claiming he owned a revolver or something that he used to practice with before getting the Maglite. I think his parents gave it to him.
Hm...maybe some .22lr revolver.
He probably shot it once, got scared and tossed it to the nearest pawn shop for booze money.

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Guest » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:25 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:21 pm
he could just go across the hall and ravage Orcril if he wanted it that bad
can't rape if you can't get it up

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:51 pm

That's the dark secret of him loving you "his way". It's mostly him blaming Trump on not being able to get it up.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:53 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:51 pm
That's the dark secret of him loving you "his way". It's mostly him blaming Trump on not being able to get it up.
And angrily rejecting recommendations for boner pills, insisting that they don't work on him anyway.

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by GitGud » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:15 am

Whiskey Dick cannot be cured by little blue pills. And i think making love the spoonY way means that he chains you up and then slaps you with his wet noodle till he is exhausted.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by wulfenlord » Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:09 am

Try getting this out of your head

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:22 am

GitGud wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:15 am
Whiskey Dick cannot be cured by little blue pills.
You know this from experience eh, married man?
rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:55 pm
Let's be real: it was the anniversary game that Sonic deserved. A celebration of everything that makes the series what it is. Unbridled autism, failure and incompetence.

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:35 am

Guest wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:53 am
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:51 pm
That's the dark secret of him loving you "his way". It's mostly him blaming Trump on not being able to get it up.
And angrily rejecting recommendations for boner pills, insisting that they don't work on him anyway.
This sounds way too realistic to not be true. :lol:
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