Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Post by Guest » Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:57 pm

Fuck Jared dude. I'm still waiting on Commander Holly's alleged nudes.

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Post by Guest » Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:35 pm

Clit like a red bell pepper

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:38 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
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Square Enix should've made their first trilogy of FF7 remake games just about the Mako reactor attack, the first game concentrating on the planning of the attack and in the epic finale of the game they'd introduce Avalanche's newest recruit, Cloud.
They could make an entire franchise out of Cloud dressing up as a prostitute to fool rich fat blokes.
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Post by Newhalf » Sun Apr 11, 2021 2:00 pm

Aren't you excited for Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 21 : The Temple of the Ancients ??
It's a trap!

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 11, 2021 2:18 pm

I'm waiting for the Chocobo Racing spinoff.
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Post by veris leta facies » Sun Apr 11, 2021 3:01 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:38 pm
veris leta facies wrote:
Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:42 pm
Square Enix should've made their first trilogy of FF7 remake games just about the Mako reactor attack, the first game concentrating on the planning of the attack and in the epic finale of the game they'd introduce Avalanche's newest recruit, Cloud.
They could make an entire franchise out of Cloud dressing up as a prostitute to fool rich fat blokes.
Considering how overly long and boring part To Corneo Hall was even in the original game with getting Cloud dressed up and all that nonsense, this must be something like 10 hour Passion Play in the remake.
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Aren't you excited for Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 21 : The Temple of the Ancients ??
Very optimistic to presume that Current Square would get everything that happened in The Temple of the Ancients with its thousand subplots covered in a single game.
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Post by Guest » Sun Apr 11, 2021 3:13 pm

So, is the not-remake scheduled to take ten years to finish? Are they even working on part 2 or was this all a cock-tease?

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Post by veris leta facies » Sun Apr 11, 2021 3:18 pm

Well, it seemingly takes them 5 years to complete approx. 10% of the game, so I guess the thing will be finished by Cyberpunk 2077.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 11, 2021 3:49 pm

Afaik they haven't even decided on how a potential part 2 would even look like. I feel it's much more likely that Shenmue will finally end before this shitshow will even cover the entire first disc of the original game.

This whole "remake" is really just an extended version of that FF7 opening train FMV they've redone for every console generation to keep the speculations going.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sun Apr 11, 2021 4:02 pm

It's a tech demo with smaller boobs.

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