Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Spoony's ass-kicking tranny Amry veteran pal probably hung out a lot with Holly Brownbag's fiance and all of Lupa's real life friends.

They all lived in Equestria.

[rabidtictac]

Oh look! An abbreviated Counter Monkey

Bullshit. All of it. Except that they were playing with a faggot.

Clearly a super fake and gay story. The only part that was missing was "and then everyone stood up and clapped."

[mad bum]

That's how all the left see themselves.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Woke faggots love to take Lovecraft's stuff and destroy it with their woke shit as some kinda move to stick it to him. Real pathetic.

They didn't destroy it with woke as much as with stupid, since doing some weaksauce Call of Cthulhu adventure in a game system with +1 longswords is fucking stupid.

3rd Edition had aberrations and a prestige class specialized summoning them/twisting creatures into them (the Alienist, I think). It's nothing original even in the context of d20.

Abberations were just the dumpers category for monsters that were just biological nonsense, like Beholders or Cloakers. That's not exactly the same as making an unironic statblock for Cthulhu.

Oh look! An abbreviated Counter Monkey

Oh, I see. He's doing "Badass by (imaginary) proxy", or something.

When did he even work at a game store?

A lot of his totally real Counter Monkey stories happened at that place. He perfected his famed toilet pizza recipe there.

[BenComicGraphics]

I've only witnessed two asskickings in my lifetime. Neither involved trannies

[rabidtictac]

You never watched a noodle-armed, 98-pound bitch with a beer belly and permanent drunkard's red nose beat the tar out of an evil transphobe and drag him along the ground by his hair?

What are you talking about? That's an incredibly believable story.

[mad bum]

[Guest]

That's how all the left see themselves.

It really is. Spoony's story is very similar to stories a lot of trannies and tranny allies tell, except most of them don't bother to add the military background to try and make it more believable when they spinkick some shitlord Nazi Drumph supporter into another dimension.

[Tony Schiavone]

What the hell does he even mean by 'piefaced?'

Either he had to sadly make up a word in his own fake fight delusion commentary, or he means the tranny just looked at the guy weird until he got up from his chair, then tackled him, ripped off his hair, and ran away with it while stuffing it down its pants.
[I'm going to go with the degenerate sounding version, just this once.]

[Angelfire Memes]

What the hell does he even mean by 'piefaced?'

Either he had to sadly make up a word in his own fake fight delusion commentary, or he means the tranny just looked at the guy weird until he got up from his chair, then tackled him, ripped off his hair, and ran away with it while stuffing it down its pants.
[I'm going to go with the degenerate sounding version, just this once.]

Piefacing is a thing. It's basically a cross between an open handed palm strike and a shove to the face.
Spoony is still full of shit, though.