Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

Imagine ol' Ricket Arms trying to swing a Maglite.

[Guest]

That yard is disgusting. What a lazy fuck. I feel sorry for his neighbors.

Yeah, we live next to a lazy fuck like Spoony that lets his weeds grow and leaves trash in his yard. The HOA can impose fines but not much else because nothing has changed in the five years since we moved in. I bet Spoony's neighbors will be celebrating when eviction day finally comes.

HOAs will eventually fine you, do it themselves and charge the home owner for the cost personally (i.e., something that won't go away in foreclosure).

[Guest]

2020 Mashable Award pre-nom most pathetic human being in the universe

[Moe Bitches]

It's a rhetorical question you guize, I'm just thinking out loud!

[BenComicGraphics]

2020 Mashable Award pre-nom most pathetic human being in the universe

Is he that desperate to troll for sympathy?

[Rushy]

I hope you guys stocked up on ammunition. If society falls I need you guys to back me up and come hold fort Spoony like the Chicago Alamo with me.

The only reason I'd show up armed at his house for would be to hand him a revolver with one shot. I'd expect it back in ten minutes and that round to be spent.

On a Christmas tree he saw through the window.

[Deckard]

2020 Mashable Award pre-nom most pathetic human being in the universe

Might not wanna post it on a public forum for your psychophants to read then, fuckface.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm half expecting him to start tweeting about the crawling in his skin.

[mad bum]

Kek.

[da PAC Nigguh]

His mower is surely a pullstart which he is incapable of operating.