Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Keith Chegwin]

Every day, he looks at a honey hive that's since been built near the still-hanging branch. He then looks at the ground underneath it, where corpses of the hive's workers (tragically killed by the fumes emanating from his house) litter the ground, appearing to form a path leading up to the hive. He looks at this. And he shouts:

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BEE TRAIL!

That was terrible

I laughed

[Rushy]

Bees. My God.

[Dingus Bajingus]

Bees. My God.

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[Guest]

I'm pretty sure Spoony left Arizona because he got Bekah Cruel pregnant.

[TheBilthCollector]

Fuck you all for not revering the Bee.

[Proboards Support]

Since I'm more of a semi-lurker to the IN world. What's this about a branch?

[Kugelfisch]

Since I'm more of a semi-lurker to the IN world. What's this about a branch?

There was some storm and a branch broke off of his tree in his yard. He complained about the branch endlessly and how nobody would remove it. We joked that he's never going to do it himself. Years (!) later, rApril confirmed in a tweet that it's still there.
That's the extend of his inaction. A broken off branch in his backyard annoys him enough to go on a hours long twitter rampage. He didn't bother to remove it for years, though.
It's going to be there when he's kicked out still. He will never remove it.

[pibbs]

Don't forget he was flustered to know why the government wouldn't take care of it.

[Kugelfisch]

Don't forget he was flustered to know why the government wouldn't take care of it.

Yeah, he's taking a stand against the man. It's not his fault that the land's wind broke that branch off. The government should take care of it damnit!

[Le Redditeur]

Fuck you all for not revering the Bee.

To make a prairie it takes a clover and one bee,
One clover, and a bee.
And revery.
The revery alone will do,
If bees are few.