Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think he's telling this tale of #depression as a sort of "This will happen to me if you stop giving me money".

[GitGud]

Someone should send the cops for an wellness check, because muuuhhh depression and ultra hardcore experimental drugs. Maybe they shoot him like this niggres some weeks ago that catched a bullet in her bedroom

[Guest]

Someone should send the cops for an wellness check

This ain't kiwi farms dawg

[Guest]

awww no filter?

[GitGud]

Someone should send the cops for an wellness check

This ain't kiwi farms dawg

Says the Guestposter. Maybe the cops could vent you too.

[Le Redditeur]

They're sensitive since they lost their warrant canary. Which, to be fair, from what I heard somewhere, is 100% Null's control-freak and paranoia's fault.

[Kugelfisch]

What's supposed to be so profound about frozen food?



Oh no! The horror! The anguish! Somebody stop this nightmare PLEASE!!!

If everything was rotten I'd worry. And besides the flooded house, which would be something pretty shitty IRL but not terrifying, everything else is just a minor inconvenience. Wow, can't type in the correct number on a phone? Can't correctly use your hands for vague reasons? Damn, time to wake up in cold sweat, I guess. Even the fucking dog is fine!

I don't think I've ever had a truly terrifying nightmare. As in something that'd leave me affected when I wake up. A recurring one is all kinds of weird insects and larvae everywhere but that's just when I oversleep and my subconscious wants me to wake up. That's more annoying than anything else.
You ever had those where you fall from a great height of some sort and wake up when you hit the ground? I haven't had one like that in years but those are rad as fuck! Actual free fall feeling and adrenaline and everything. I'd love to have one of those again.

[Guest]

Says the Guestposter. Maybe the cops could vent you too.

My local police are Hot Fuzz tier. I'm pretty safe.

[Keith Chegwin]

awww no filter?

You spaced out the words
foxdickfarms
Kiwi Farms

[Rushy]

I don't think I've ever had a truly terrifying nightmare. As in something that'd leave me affected when I wake up. A recurring one is all kinds of weird insects and larvae everywhere but that's just when I oversleep and my subconscious wants me to wake up. That's more annoying than anything else.
You ever had those where you fall from a great height of some sort and wake up when you hit the ground? I haven't had one like that in years but those are rad as fuck! Actual free fall feeling and adrenaline and everything. I'd love to have one of those again.

I had one of those falling ones, freaked me out a bit. Quite fun in retrospect.

The one nightmare I do remember was one where for some reason, I couldn't stop chomping and gnashing my teeth together, to the point where whole rows of them just cracked out and I kept chewing until my mouth was bloody, bony mush.