Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Osterzone]

I checked out of curiosity and he only makes $369 a month. Has it been that low for awhile?

It's been steadily dropping for a while. Starting in January 2017, he had 282 paypigs and was still getting over 1000 a month. By January 2018, that dropped to 162 paypigs and 523 a month. At the start of 2019, 129 paypigs and 430 a month. Today it's 111 paypigs and 369 a month. He should have less than 100 paypigs by 2020.

[Guest]

I'm going to speculate that he's living on inheritance, maybe from a grandparent, or just an advance from Daddy.

[Osterzone]

I have a feeling he really hates his dad considering he's never talked about him. That could be what's depressing him that his dad was right about youtube/reviewing not being a real job and now he's begging him (through mommy) that he needs money to keep his house.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Hey, let me give you some advice from someone who has gone through similar dark times as you."
"I am the most special of snowflakes. Nothing can help me, for I have become Depression, destroyer of hope."

Every. Single. Time.

Starting in January 2017, he had 282 paypigs and was still getting over 1000 a month. By January 2018, that dropped to 162 paypigs and 523 a month. At the start of 2019, 129 paypigs and 430 a month. Today it's 111 paypigs and 369 a month. He should have less than 100 paypigs by 2020.

There was basically a long-ish periods were his paypigs desparately tried to keep his income at 1k and then 500. Guess the various fetish art Patreons who are actually producing content were more enticing after all.

I wonder why he hasn't considered jumping on the VR Train yet. he'd make easy dosh just live streaming VRChat alone lol. but he won't do that it's to hard.

Depends. Is there are suicide VR simulator out yet?

[Guest]

His "fans" are leaving him for streaming whores and patreon sluts like kinky dope. Pussy beats sarcastic reviews every time.

[Vaporwear]

His "fans" are leaving him for streaming whores and patreon sluts like kinky dope. Pussy beats sarcastic reviews every time.

More like his fans are dying off/their credit card accounts got suspended for lack of payment. I remember Spoony's patreon would drop by hundreds of dollars and he'd lose dozens of patrons on a monthly basis up until about 2 years ago. That's when he was left with his most hardcore of hardcore fans, most of whom are retarded trannies who support him specifically because they grafted their own damage onto him and saw him as a "friend" who understood what they were going through.

He's still been losing patrons since then, but the drops have been so small that I'm convinced these paypigs aren't willingly unsubscribing, that instead they're either dying or simply ran out of money. I'm sure many of spoony's former patrons are living on the streets right now, wishing they could keep donating to him even as they eat the sorta still kinda fresh tuna fish they found in a dumpster. Cause you know, he helped them during their "dark times".

[Complicity]

>Claims he has been depressed for 20 years
>Doesn't notice how Boss' depression (who has spent every day since announcing he was diagnosed being a condescending prick on Twatter) has always been mild at best, invented at worst

And he's a New Guinea wop like me. And left-leaning of course.
Just kill yourself faggot

[pibbs]

Yeah, yeah. You're too advanced for the pleb psychiatrists.

[Osterzone]

Yeah, Spoony doesn't need talk therapy, he needs shock therapy

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Not even Scientology has that much contempt for head doctors.