Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Then I guess Spoony will die of starvation.

If Spoony doesn't care about that, why should we?

Because it would be funny.

I read about some hermit who went off into the woods in Maine. But rather than fish or hunt for a living, he just robbed people's cabins. He was afraid of making a fire so he would swipe propane tanks to use for a stove, and just fatten up on junk food to try to survive the winter and avoid starvation and freezing to death. He was the worst hermit ever, yet somehow managed not to kill himself for 27 years.

This guy is basically Spoony.

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Spoony lives off smugly telling people to fuck off after they offer their love, admiration, and help.

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Then I guess Spoony will die of starvation.

Yes, but more likely he’s gonna move back in with his much more successful baby bro Miles or his very disappointment parents, who thought they were gonna spend the rest of their years together free of parental responsibilities but have to babysit this pathetic man baby failure till they die.

One or the other. I really doubt he’s gonna stay on the streets. He’s always been too pampered and privileged for that, all he really ever wanted was for someone else to babysit his lazy ass.

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If Spoony doesn't care about that, why should we?

Because it would be funny.

I read about some hermit who went off into the woods in Maine. But rather than fish or hunt for a living, he just robbed people's cabins. He was afraid of making a fire so he would swipe propane tanks to use for a stove, and just fatten up on junk food to try to survive the winter and avoid starvation and freezing to death. He was the worst hermit ever, yet somehow managed not to kill himself for 27 years.

This guy is basically Spoony.

You’re retarded. This autistic hermit is fucking awesome. 27 years out in the forests of Maine going full MGTOW, freezing almost to death half the time, stealing shit from a bunch of normies and getting away with it, only getting caught because technology caught up with him. He never gave anyone a reason why he decided to go full Rambo, never complained about anything, accepted fully that he deserved jail, and never bothered to write a single thing about his life as a hermit.

Fuck, Spoony wouldn’t last a week on the streets of any given city; he’d shit himself to death after eating the wrong mushroom or something stupid like that if he decided to live in a forest. He’d tweet about his pathetic life as a homeless dude nonstop, attention whoring and whining about how some dude gave him a dollar instead of two dollars. The Hermit was 20 when he decided society could go fuck itself and left it to fight the elements and survive on his own terms, growing one inch beards in the winter because longer beards would freeze in the cold. That’s fucking awesome, I didn’t know that shit about beards, but this man learned the hard way.

What the fuck do you think Noah Antwhiler was doing in his 20s? Whining all day about how no one understands him and begrudgingly going to college because his parents told him to. Hermit is a real man, stealing whatever he wanted, not fucking women cause fuck women men don’t actually need pussy fuck that useless shit, never talking to anyone cause snitches get stitches and sharing your feelings is girl shit fuck that too, never keeping a journal or writing a memoir cause fuck that he doesn’t care what you think and doesn’t care if anyone ever knew he existed, and surviving the winter on alcohol like a fucking hermit Chad. The fucker is a hermit pirate. We need to go to his house and cheer for him, and he can look at us pampered quasi-autistic fucks, and cringe at how pathetic we are for being a bunch of shills to our modern society.

Guest you deserve to die I hope you get shot and killed by a hermit pirate raiding party, and that they steal all your alcohol and marshmallows and propane tanks, you faggot.

[Guest]

Because it would be funny.

What the fuck do you think Noah Antwhiler was doing in his 20s? Whining all day about how no one understands him and begrudgingly going to college because his parents told him to. Hermit is a real man, stealing whatever he wanted, not fucking women cause fuck women men don’t actually need pussy

> not fucking women cause men don't need pussy
> calls people faggot

You are one dumb asshole. This guy sat in the woods near freezing for 27 winters in a row because he was afraid to start a fire. That's about as bad ass as someone ranting like like an SA goon in current year.

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Just noticed that Spoonster still has a link to his no longer working website on his twatter, the amount of time he spends on the damn thing, one would think he could at least be bothered to update his description.

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Because it would be funny.

What the fuck do you think Noah Antwhiler was doing in his 20s? Whining all day about how no one understands him and begrudgingly going to college because his parents told him to. Hermit is a real man, stealing whatever he wanted, not fucking women cause fuck women men don’t actually need pussy

> not fucking women cause men don't need pussy
> calls people faggot

You are one dumb asshole. This guy sat in the woods near freezing for 27 winters in a row because he was afraid to start a fire. That's about as bad ass as someone ranting like like an SA goon in current year.

Meanwhile you’re a pussy ass bitch whining about a badass hermit pirate stealing shit from scared normies. Hermit wasn’t a homo he just didn’t fuck bitches because he used only what he needed to survive, and guess what? Men don’t actually need pussy, they just need to steal food, alcohol and propane from normies. You ever steal alcohol and propane tanks? No, cause you’re a fucking loser.

You’re bitching about fires but guess what? He would’ve been caught if he had set a bunch of fires for 27 years, that shit would’ve made pinpointing his location a shitload easier especially considering people were looking for him. He lived 27 years without fire because that’s how fucking awesome he is, he didn’t need fire, he just needed to steal propane like a hermit ninja, which he did for 27 fucking years. You’re probably fucking 12, you little bitch. You’re a stupid fag and like spoonyone you’d have shit yourself to death even doing one weekend camping trip by yourself or you’d have set yourself on fire because you’re a fucking stupid faggot.

Fuck off and die homo, you don’t deserve to live. Did daddy rape you? The answer is yes, fuck you, you stupid failure autistic guest pussy.

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Meanwhile you’re a pussy ass bitch whining about a badass hermit pirate stealing shit from scared normies. Hermit wasn’t a homo he just didn’t fuck bitches because he used only what he needed to survive, and guess what? Men don’t actually need pussy, they just need to steal food, alcohol and propane from normies. You ever steal alcohol and propane tanks? No, cause you’re a fucking loser.

You’re bitching about fires but guess what? He would’ve been caught if he had set a bunch of fires for 27 years, that shit would’ve made pinpointing his location a shitload easier especially considering people were looking for him. He lived 27 years without fire because that’s how fucking awesome he is, he didn’t need fire, he just needed to steal propane like a hermit ninja, which he did for 27 fucking years. You’re probably fucking 12, you little bitch. You’re a stupid fag and like spoonyone you’d have shit yourself to death even doing one weekend camping trip by yourself or you’d have set yourself on fire because you’re a fucking stupid faggot.

Fuck off and die homo, you don’t deserve to live. Did daddy rape you? The answer is yes, fuck you, you stupid failure autistic guest pussy.

Hahaha, you're like an autistic version of the Navy SEAL copypasta, do you think this makes you sound like some kind of bad ass? I'm imagining a stuttering, stimming dork sweating in the glow of a CRT monitor and pawing absentmindedly at his shriveled up peanut sack while calling people fags on the internet. Like this is sub-Kiwi. Fucking lolcow.farmers would laugh at this. It's really like stepping into a tunnel into SA circa 2006, which coincidentally was the last time your father ever said your name without crying.

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Meanwhile you’re a pussy ass bitch whining about a badass hermit pirate stealing shit from scared normies. Hermit wasn’t a homo he just didn’t fuck bitches because he used only what he needed to survive, and guess what? Men don’t actually need pussy, they just need to steal food, alcohol and propane from normies. You ever steal alcohol and propane tanks? No, cause you’re a fucking loser.

You’re bitching about fires but guess what? He would’ve been caught if he had set a bunch of fires for 27 years, that shit would’ve made pinpointing his location a shitload easier especially considering people were looking for him. He lived 27 years without fire because that’s how fucking awesome he is, he didn’t need fire, he just needed to steal propane like a hermit ninja, which he did for 27 fucking years. You’re probably fucking 12, you little bitch. You’re a stupid fag and like spoonyone you’d have shit yourself to death even doing one weekend camping trip by yourself or you’d have set yourself on fire because you’re a fucking stupid faggot.

Fuck off and die homo, you don’t deserve to live. Did daddy rape you? The answer is yes, fuck you, you stupid failure autistic guest pussy.

Hahaha, you're like an autistic version of the Navy SEAL copypasta, do you think this makes you sound like some kind of bad ass? I'm imagining a stuttering, stimming dork sweating in the glow of a CRT monitor and pawing absentmindedly at his shriveled up peanut sack while calling people fags on the internet. Like this is sub-Kiwi. Fucking lolcow.farmers would laugh at this. It's really like stepping into a tunnel into SA circa 2006, which coincidentally was the last time your father ever said your name without crying.

You’re fucking retarded bro, and your shit is sad. Go away and remember that you’ll never be as hardcore as Hermit Pirate Fucking Legend, a man who’s 27 times better than you because also you’re like 12.

[Moe Bitches]

That was so edgy I could hear NIN in the distance.