Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Cuckara]

His dad murdered two children and is still more likeable then this douche.

The child murderer also made some good films, whereas Max's resume is laughably bad. Max's crowning achievement is Chronicle, a found footage capeshit flick that was directed by Josh Trank, the genius who would go on to direct Fantastic Four (2015). To get even further off-topic (fuck it, Spoony is on a bender right now anyway): Max is desperately trying to reinvent himself. Along with offering script consultant services (imagine being such a shitty screenwriter you pay Max Landis to give you advice ), he is now regularly pumping out videos on his YouTube channel. Is this the first example of a Hollywood insider becoming an IN?

Isn't this the guy who made Big Willie and The Orc?

Bright? He wrote it.

[drisko]

And called his company "Trigger Warning Media." Ow, the edge.

[Tony Schiavone]

Booze ran out.

And now for the Simp Parade:

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[Guest]

Oh Jesus God Goatfucking Christ! Click on that last trans abomination’s picture! That makes Rachel look like playmate of the year.

[Guest]

"It's way too late for that" is truly a universal answer.

- Spoony, take a shower.
- It's way too late for that.

[Guest]

The child murderer also made some good films, whereas Max's resume is laughably bad. Max's crowning achievement is Chronicle, a found footage capeshit flick that was directed by Josh Trank, the genius who would go on to direct Fantastic Four (2015). To get even further off-topic (fuck it, Spoony is on a bender right now anyway): Max is desperately trying to reinvent himself. Along with offering script consultant services (imagine being such a shitty screenwriter you pay Max Landis to give you advice ), he is now regularly pumping out videos on his YouTube channel. Is this the first example of a Hollywood insider becoming an IN?

Isn't this the guy who made Big Willie and The Orc?

Bright? He wrote it.

Yeah the one with the gang banger orcs and the cholos who asked for THAT WAND, ESE!
Why did he write it? Seems so pointless.

Oh look Spoony's back on twitter for more booty pats. I wonder what he was doing for that whole week of nothing? That level of social media restraint is so rare for him I am genuinely curious.

[Newhalf]

He's on a drunken bender most likely.
I don't get these people. While I've watched Spoopys kahntent at some point, I never gave a shit about ever meeting him, yet those people still ramble about it after a decade like they met their personal messiah. Which probably is true in their twisted minds.

[Old Black Man]

He's on a drunken bender most likely.
I don't get these people. While I've watched Spoopys kahntent at some point, I never gave a shit about ever meeting him, yet those people still ramble about it after a decade like they met their personal messiah. Which probably is true in their twisted minds.

Shame none of his fans had a Mark David Chapman moment during said meetings.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh look Spoony's back on twitter for more booty pats. I wonder what he was doing for that whole week of nothing? That level of social media restraint is so rare for him I am genuinely curious.

Ancient Germanic proverb: "Willst du gelten, mach dich selten".

It is kinda like "Absence makes the heart grow fonder", except you're doing the whole absence thing on purpose because you're a nasty attention slut.

I don't get these people. While I've watched Spoopys kahntent at some point, I never gave a shit about ever meeting him, yet those people still ramble about it after a decade like they met their personal messiah. Which probably is true in their twisted minds.

They are so starved for personal validation that some bloke sitting in a con booth pretending to be nice for the optics and PR was a once-in-a-lifetime event for them.

And now for the Simp Parade:

>you're a better person now than you were back then

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>you didn't have to be so friendly to me in this public event

These guys are like those retarded aliens from Galaxy Quest.

>Remember the Fellowship from LotR

BELIEVE IN THE FRODO WHO BELIEVES IN HIMSELF!

[Guest]