Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Well, can't speak from experience in that regard. I was no Chad but I did get the girls I liked without doing anything for it. I think the whole shit about technique is a load of crap. You're not going to go for that ugly chick just because she tells you that she's a loyalist and has a 5k point Imperial Fist army. You may roll dice with her but you won't make the beast with two backs. Likewise she wont react to the "nagging" technique unless she's gushing already by the time she sees you.

But I've known faggots like Noah. Loud-mouthed, opinionated dicks that wouldn't be able to say anything to a girl ever.

[pibbs]

One of the greatest computer science guys of our time.

[Dehbashi]

So he admits as a computer science guy that he doesn't know how to alter partitions?

[MegaNigger]

I don't know a lot of basic computer shit, but even then, most simple shit is a Google search away these days. Spoony needs to fuck off and die proper already.

[Guest]

I don't know a lot of basic computer shit, but even then, most simple shit is a Google search away these days.

Even I can Google this shit, and I'm basically retarded. Only a literal baby boomer should be this unable to use modern shittech like smartphones.

[rabidtictac]

I usually start googling when my computer shit is fucking up. And I'm super incompetent with computers.

[rabidtictac]

Fucker just daydream all day long and post useless shit on twitter, of course he's lying like every "real" anecdotes in his counter monkeys vids.

His life at this point is a collection of delusional fantasies constantly generated and modified by his wacko sadbrain.

[pibbs]

Are you plebs suggesting The Spoony One™ lower himself to Google a simple solution to a common problem? Have you learned nothing of The Spoony One™? His seemingly ordinary problems are much much more complex and special, and need assistance on the scale of the Manhattan Project to solve.

Dumbasses. I scoff at you.

[pibbs]

And now the conclusion...

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? This is a goddamn Spoony bait.

I can guarantee you that any reply along the line of "Have you tried X?" or "Can I give you money?" will have one of the following responses:

• "I already tried"
• A more dickish version of "I already tried" along the line of "You dare you suggest that the Great Spoony One hasn't tried this out before"
• "I don't need your mone/pity"
• A long-winded twitter rant about how retarded the suggestion is