Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

No different, I think. She is a big Markiplier fan and she'd just more frequently @ him without a reply.
I guess the only difference is that she'd have more to watch.

[pibbs]

One of your more valuable contributions.

I don't dislike the warthog in quite the same way I do Sarah Wilson. Terrible in different ways.

I really hate to say this, but at least Sarah makes a living... mostly by fleecing her simps, but at least she's not living off taxpayers.

[Kugelfisch]

Eh, it's Canada. Who cares?
I wonder when they will recommend her to kill herself.

[pibbs]

Joy.

[Le Redditeur]

That faggot is really trying to milk this, uh. Too bad he's at least a decade too late to the party, specially considering Spoony's descent into abject inaction.

[Complicity]

>Today!
We dive deep into the world of Noah Antwiler's anus!

That faggot is really trying to milk this, uh.

He's an irrelevant, old gay man.
Being the Bimmy of Phantasmagoria 2 is all he has.
The game came out during a time in which, at least in my country, vidyagayme urinalists weren't propagandists and were giving positive reviews to pretty much anything.
Not to Phantasmagoria 2.
Every single magazine i knew claimed that the game sucked, that the puzzles (of flesh) sucked, that the plot was dumb, that the attempts at scaring and grossing out the player were laughable.
Steve The Diddler is a more memorable vidya character than Curtis Craig.

Thinking that Dragemballs is remembered because of Team Monkey Pox is pure delusion, but thinking that Phantasmagoria 2 is only remembered because of TheDorkyOne's videos may be completely accurate.

The most laughable thing about that guy is trying to pretend that Phantasmagoria 2 was progressive, and in line with his modern woke religion.
When the game presented mental illness as "screaming idiots locked up in an asylum", and it heavily implies that lil' Curtis wanted to cross-dress as the result of child abuse and a fucked up childhood.

[Kugelfisch]

Flyes in his faggot face even more than floppy dongs in the darkroom considering all the supposedly progressive things were purely for shock value.

Besides his gay friend. Hardly anything to rustle anyone's jimmies by the 90s.
It's a common trope of the left to pretend they are at the bleeding edge of any kind of progressiveness that matters in perpetuity. Anything to do with homos, niggers or - most laughably - women, they will pretend they are on the cusp of a social breakthrough just now.

In reality, the sexual and legal liberation of women, equality for non-whites and acceptance of gays and even transexuals was well and thoroughly done by the 90s.
If anything, they helped to set all of that stuff back significantly.

I know that the USA are more conservative than Europe. But everyday Joe Six-pack knew that the hairdresser guy was super gay, watched black athletes and had black work colleagues and didn't mind slutty women in the right situations.
It was hardly a time of regularly seeing burning crosses in gardens.


In short, Phantasmogoria 2 was not just totally in line with the 90s Zeitgeist but even blasé in its execution. MTV bumpers were edgier.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If anything, they helped to set all of that stuff back significantly.

It all got ruined once bitter femcels and sexually deviant autists were put in charge.

[Kugelfisch]

Professional activists robbed of their cause lash out like a cornered animal.
If the problems are solved, they will just create them again.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Unwatchable. The old spoony of 2008 could slap together a review of kingdom of the crystal skull live that's better than this. How could he fall so far? I can only hope this is building up to something and he's slowly building more confidence in front of the camera to finally resume reviewing.