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Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
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His dick is too smart to be fooled by viagra.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One
Jewario found a way to improvise.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:25 pmcan't rape if you can't get it upKeith Chegwin wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:21 pmhe could just go across the hall and ravage Orcril if he wanted it that bad
Old Black Man wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:11 pmAlso Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
Re: Spoony The Pussy One
Poonoo wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:55 amJewario found a way to improvise.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:25 pmcan't rape if you can't get it upKeith Chegwin wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:21 pmhe could just go across the hall and ravage Orcril if he wanted it that bad
Chopsticks and duct tape. Or zip ties if the hoe is loose like Chegwins mom
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"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One
Ooh. I'm sorry they can't all be tight like your daughter
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One
What game is this idiot rambling about?
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One
That Harry Potter app game? (Though that would require him to go outside).
It's scary that his remaining Twitter followers immediately pick up on what he's talking about with no context either.
You'd think that someone like a licensed, trained clinical psychologist could help find out the underlying cause of where your depression came fro--
Still too badass for therapy.
It's scary that his remaining Twitter followers immediately pick up on what he's talking about with no context either.
You'd think that someone like a licensed, trained clinical psychologist could help find out the underlying cause of where your depression came fro--
Still too badass for therapy.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One
>Lord of Tekken
>played through every Ultima game
>gets rekked by a mobile game
>played through every Ultima game
>gets rekked by a mobile game
All their minds are on a different spectrum than you and me.Tony Schiavone wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:12 pmIt's scary that his remaining Twitter followers immediately pick up on what he's talking about with no context either.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:22 pm>Lord of Tekken
>played through every Ultima game
>gets rekked by a mobile game
Spoony would say he's just too much of a hardcore old skool gaymer for these newfangled games. Then he would get prematurely killed in a walking simulator.
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I assume he's talking about bloodborne, not a mobile game. Because yes, there are no checkpoints in the forbidden forest in bloodborne, just shortcuts and elevators. It's really not that bad though. Nothing in that entire area is hard except the giant snakes and the boss. And the boss is very easily broken by NPC summons, so even in offline mode you can shrek them hard. It's a 3 on 1 fight and if you just summon 1 guy (you can summon 2 npcs), you even the odds amazingly. The forest is a test of your pathfinding and endurance. It's a brilliant area. Nothing in any other From game really compares. I guess the great tree in dark souls is kind of similar, since you have to keep a level head to avoid falling while making a long-ish trek to the bottom. But the forest feels a lot longer and more oppressive.
It's kind of hard if you fight the 3 bosses with no summon, but the only reason to do that is to say you did. Reminder that I'm talking about NPC summons, not human players. I consider human player summons to be cheating, but NPCs are stupid as fuck and can't solo the bosses (with only a couple of exceptions in the entire souls series.)
I'm sure I could handhold that faggot easily and get him past where he's at just by telling him some things, but why bother when he's such a toxic, arrogant shitheel? Bloodborne isn't a hard game at all until you get to the blood moon phase. Even then, I can only say that part is (((hard))) because I haven't played it nearly as much. My way of playing souls games is to make about 12 different save files and play the first 75% of each game about forty times through before burning out. So I rarely finish the last little bit due to losing interest.
It's kind of hard if you fight the 3 bosses with no summon, but the only reason to do that is to say you did. Reminder that I'm talking about NPC summons, not human players. I consider human player summons to be cheating, but NPCs are stupid as fuck and can't solo the bosses (with only a couple of exceptions in the entire souls series.)
I'm sure I could handhold that faggot easily and get him past where he's at just by telling him some things, but why bother when he's such a toxic, arrogant shitheel? Bloodborne isn't a hard game at all until you get to the blood moon phase. Even then, I can only say that part is (((hard))) because I haven't played it nearly as much. My way of playing souls games is to make about 12 different save files and play the first 75% of each game about forty times through before burning out. So I rarely finish the last little bit due to losing interest.
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Bloodborne is especially easy compared to most Souls games because some of the weapons are hilariously fucking broken. Saw Spear is the best example. It's literally the perfect soulsborne weapon, with no flaws at all and massive strengths. It does everything well and fits in any build.
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