Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

Spoony Jr covers Final Fantasy 8 at last.
There's also a veiled reference to the original review with how "Squall sucks and it has nothing to do with him being emo".

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's the protagonist of a 3D FF. It is assumed tha the sucks. And is an emo.

(FF9 doesn't count since everyone ignores it anyways.)

[Guest]

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DHI. We won.

There was an episode of The Prisoner where Number 2 creates an exact duplicate of Number 6, but through hypnosis and drugs causes the real one to lose track of his identity.

We should do that with Liquid Rachel. Create an entire community of #SickNotWeak nerds around our fake Rachel that are supportive and compliment her on her brilliance and beauty and sometimes @ the real one followed by "ugh that's the fake one, block it."

[Guest]

The FF7 Compilation proved that current Square has no fucking idea what made FF7 great.

Well, here's the retardation of the thing: they didn't have to. Literally all they had to do was remake the old game, word for word, with better graphics and 'muh voice acting', That's literally all that they needed to do. But Nomura & Co are so retarded that they felt the need to stroke themselves off, too.

The project was fucked as soon as Nomura, Nojima & Toriyama were put in charge of it.

I couldn't think of a hacky trio to fuck it up. I know they worked on the original but that was a long time ago and Sakaguchi was calling the shots.

[Newhalf]

You know, I'm not so sure if they didn't HAVE TO overhaul the combat system for modern audiences. I can just see those mouth breathing console turds sitting there going "durr why me charactur not move??"
Yes I realize FF7 was mainly on PS1 then but that was kind of a different breed from todays.

As for the Rachel impostor club: Too much effort, to honor our Boss and Saviour Spoony, who eschews any kind of activity.

[Kugelfisch]

There was an episode of The Prisoner where Number 2 creates an exact duplicate of Number 6, but through hypnosis and drugs causes the real one to lose track of his identity.

We should do that with Liquid Rachel. Create an entire community of #SickNotWeak nerds around our fake Rachel that are supportive and compliment her on her brilliance and beauty and sometimes @ the real one followed by "ugh that's the fake one, block it."

While not the worst idea I heard and potentially fun, that would require getting a twatter account.

[Guest]

Spoony Jr covers Final Fantasy 8 at last.

Guy looks like bad case of cat aids, but one thing I have to give to Troony - he actually had gunblade. This guy just ducttaped replica gun and mom's knife and called it a day.
That's spoony level of lazy! i

[Kugelfisch]

Take note that he neither has an actual revolver, nor an a actual knife. I can't even fathom that kinda faggotry.

[Guest]

Spoony Jr covers Final Fantasy 8 at last.
There's also a veiled reference to the original review with how "Squall sucks and it has nothing to do with him being emo".

What a shit game. Spoony's review is still better because it's just an asshole insulting the game while taking an hour just to finish disc one.



Lol, it's not a remake but an alternate universe version where Aeris doesn't die. 10/10!

Dude's pretty confident for someone who was caught flashing kids.

[Newhalf]

How did he bounce back from that actually? I always read here and there "Oh yeah he's a sick degenerate but he redeemed himself in the eyes of his fans."
Yeah but.. how? I guess anyone who's a fan of him to begin with either doesn't care or is into the same shit..