Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:19 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Does that include soy milk?
Yes, apparently
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 21, 2018 2:17 pm

I noticed that all of the pills he mentioned are over-the-counter stuff - nothing that requires a prescription.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 21, 2018 3:02 pm

Oh boy, vitamin D. About twenty minutes of sunlight a week is enough. That's combined. Sitting near a window and taking out the garbage will already have you covered. You've got to try very hard to become deficient and even harder to start noticing symptoms at all.
Not even your typical NEET hikikomori gets vitamin D deficiency. Going to the store to get your ramen will already sort you out.
Somehow fracturing something while you're sitting in your basement for months is impressively pathetic. I bet he lacks calcium and magnesium as well.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Oct 21, 2018 3:13 pm

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Sun Oct 21, 2018 2:17 pm
I noticed that all of the pills he mentioned are over-the-counter stuff - nothing that requires a prescription.
They're all dietary supplements. Not even really 'medicine', at least not in the way he claims. He wants us to pity him because he doesn't eat right or ever leave his house
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 21, 2018 3:23 pm

It's exactly like we said. All his actual health problems are there because he doesn't leave his house for months on end and just eats shit. Yeah, you likely would get depressive from that. Like you'd get depressive if you were in a submarine for weeks with the food running low and the UV light being broken.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 21, 2018 3:45 pm

Big difference being that if you're in a submarine you can't exactly go out into the yard and I dunno, stare out in front of you for a mere two minutes. The fact that he's so fucked up he can't even do that means he'll probably be dead in a few years.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 21, 2018 5:30 pm

While we're talking about nautical stuff, I wonder if he already got scurvy.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:07 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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While we're talking about nautical stuff, I wonder if he already got scurvy.
Well he certainly ACTS like he's sucking on lemons all the time, which would prevent scurvy.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Rushy » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:34 pm

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Big difference being that if you're in a submarine you can't exactly go out into the yard and I dunno, stare out in front of you for a mere two minutes. The fact that he's so fucked up he can't even do that means he'll probably be dead in a few years.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:46 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Oct 21, 2018 5:30 pm
While we're talking about nautical stuff, I wonder if he already got scurvy.
Scurvy is rare. Really rare. As bad as Spoony's diet probably is, so long as he eats something like Tomato Ketchup even that has Vitamin C. Probably enough to prevent scurvy. Genuine cases of scurvy these days tend to occur in shithole nations where they've got no food at all.

This is why it blows my mind when he says he's got a Vitamin D deficiency. How hard is it to drink some fucking milk? It doesn't even have to be plain milk, chocolate milk will do.
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