Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

It's happening!

I really can't imagine a good game more boring to watch than the Obra Dinn.

I don't get that choice either. That's very obviously a chill winter evening game, not something to entertain people with. Why would anyone want to watch any adventure being played?

[oldbones]

A few things.

1) The traffic court shit will be nothing special. The civil trial will be the fun part. Not the actual case since it's probably all going to get settled behind the scenes but the spoony spergout on twitter will be something to watch. I'm losing everything. Again. Pay me.

2) Spoony livestreaming? What happened? My guess is either April gave him an ultimatum (not likely since she's a passive loser herself) or the money that he's obviously getting from outside sources is drying up. We know some of his fans are true believers even after lord spoon hath disappeared for 2 years. Look for massive donations from massive faggots. Also this fuck really doesn't understand streaming. Pick a new popular game and there's a chance people other than obsessed loser fans of yours will watch it.

3) Why is he rehashing these old stories on twitter. Anyone still paying attention to him has heard these stories before which are still fake news.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yeah, but repeating them is easier to do for him.

[Guest]

Spoony threw a bitchfit about the Mueller report in the most retarded way possible.

[casual pleb]

Spoony never fails to disappoint, I bet his court hearing will be boring and uneventful, following his antics is similar to watching a corpse rot, just very, very slowly.

[pibbs]

Spoony threw a bitchfit about the Mueller report in the most retarded way possible.

Basically, he was all "I knew nothing would happen, because life sucks."

[oldbones]

Spoony threw a bitchfit about the Mueller report in the most retarded way possible.

Basically, he was all "I knew nothing would happen, because life sucks."

Yes. He's not concerned with the truth. Nor is he happy that our president isn't a russian stooge (but the dems and the media sure have been playing the part perfectly since Trump won the election). The russians wanted chaos and distrust of the president. Dems and media made it so. Meanwhile Hillary worked with the russians for the dossier. Hopefully Gunhammer Graham will bring a reckoning down upon Hillary and the deep state traitors that committed actual crimes.

[Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye]

Where did he grow up in Arizona? Not that many places are THAT heavily Mormon. He makes it sound like Utah. I'm inclined to think he's exaggerating because, you know, Spoony lies a lot.

He's from Mesa, which is super duper mega mormon and I say that as someone who lives in Gilbert which is pretty damn mormon; even though our beloved Spoonster is most usually full of shit, this time is in fact telling the truth, as a kid in public school in the 90's the following was banned because of damn weiner mormon kids and their white devil parents;" Pokemon Cards, Magic Cards (Evil!), Yo-Yos (still can't figure that one out) Caffeinated drinks (Satan's Nut-sweat), Where's Waldo Books (the only book spergs ever wanted to read, and there's a ton of mormon spergs) The Simpsons (But South Park was fine), Skateboarding (GANGS!) , those little jelly bracelets (each color represents a different sex act and if someone breaks it you have to do it) Chicago Bulls attire (GANGS!) Power Rangers, Wrestling (got a three day suspension for doing the DX crotch chop) and other shit i'm sure I forgot.

[Dingus Bajingus]

You can't record video, audio or take photographs in court. Nobody can. That's why you still see those courtroom scene paintings, and why they still use stenographers.

[mad bum]

Just sneak a pair of spy glasses in and you can record anything. They won't have the best audio but we'll have picture.