Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

You can tell he never tried to buy new ones because he never had a psychophrenic twitter chain about the trials and tribulations that go into buying a new shirt.

That's Mommy April's job. Noah is 40 but can't clean, cook, buy clothing, or do anything for himself. He's the perfect Manchild with an ingrained learned helplessness and an entitlement that he deserves someone to just take care of him like a mom-maid at all times.

[Guest]

is spoony dead yet

[casual pleb]

is spoony dead yet

Spoony will outlive us all, he's like a cockroach.

[Guest]

is spoony dead yet

Like Trump I fully expect him to live to 90 despite living one of the least healthy lifestyles possible.

[Guest]

I fully expect him to blow his brains out the day Miles accidently leaves his revolver lying around. Anything else he's too lazy for.

[Guest]

I fully expect him to blow his brains out the day Miles accidently leaves his revolver lying around. Anything else he's too lazy for.

Covert Narcissists suicide bait to guilt people into giving them attention, but they rarely do it. He's just a manipulative asshole. He's too scared of death and wants to live too much.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Have his noodle arms even enough muscles in them to pull a trigger?

[Venomous Masculinity]

This page feels like another page back in the thread...probably just my imagination.

[ban]

This page feels like another page back in the thread...probably just my imagination.

The cycle of Spoony is endless...forever repeating. Time and time again, forever trapped.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just look at its face. It knows what it must feel like to be Spoony.