Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

I saw like 4 unread pages and was hoping it was something funny happened.

[MegaNigger]

I'm laughing my ass off over here

[Poonoo]

I'm laughing my ass off over here

People are still taking the ASS bait.

[Kugelfisch]

Boy, that escalated quickly.

[rabidtictac]

I'm laughing my ass off over here

People are still taking the ASS bait.

"I was being retarded on purpose"

No but seriously, he's an endless source of interesting shitposts and I was curious.

[Kugelfisch]

"Interesting" is the little sister of "shit".

[MegaNigger]

I'm laughing my ass off over here

People are still taking the ASS bait.

I'm impressed how dedicated ASS is to his narrative. Quality bait.

[Vaporwear]

1. What the fuck has Spoonyone been doing for the last two weeks? I seriously have no clue.

2. Why are you guys engaging with ASS in a serious manner? It's the same old "God is great everything else is Satan Jesus Ackbar" shtick he's been doing since forever, it's super boring. Like, sure, I say some awesome shit like niggers need to die and women should shut up and suck my dick, but, I mean, that's just logical reasoning and it's light and fun stuff. Has the spoony news dried up that much that talking to ASS is pretty much all there is to do now?

At some point Nazi Admin should go ahead and nuke this topic too, since there's nothing relevant going on anymore here and he feels the need to make this board super on-topic and efficient like the killjoy Nazi we all know he is. After all his people were super organized when it came to killing Jews, so he can't help himself.

[Vaporwear]

I'm laughing my ass off over here

People are still taking the ASS bait.

I'm impressed how dedicated ASS is to his narrative. Quality bait.

ASS isn't dedicated to shit, he's just schizophrenic and not taking any medications for it. Watch him lose his shit and try to stab someone to death in the name of Jesus, or Slender Man, whichever one he likes talking to more.

[Le Redditeur]

Friendly reminder that the Gregorian calendar was actually created by the Pagan CĀIVS IV̄LIVS CAESAR, but because he was a better general than he was a mathematician, he got the number of hours in the year wrong, which led to that hack fraud Gregorian to correct it and steal all the credit for our current calendar. Wouldn't it be much better if we could claim that our current calendar was defined by the greatest Consul of all, devised while he was bored after a life of crucifying pirates and genociding French, Germans, and Anglos? Man, if only Italy could produce another CAESAR, then Islam would be anihilated on Europe.

Speaking of CAESAR, not only he had a better claim of divinity than (((Rabbi Yeshua of Nazareth))) since he was recognized as a deity by the Romans first, he also left his own writings that we can read today (the Commentarii de Bello Gallico and Commentarii de Bello Civili). Unlike (((Yeshua))) that had to hire (but not pay, in the best of Jewish traditions) some dumb kikes to write about his exploits.