Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by RedLine » Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:48 am

I'm a little surprised he's actually above ground and relatively close to window. I mean natural sunlight comes through those things.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by GitGud » Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:26 am

Poonoo wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:32 am
pibbs wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:57 am
Spoony has expressed a phobia, on several occasions, of someone looking in his window. So...
Since his backyard is a mess it's probably attracting wildlife. The Goose is the alpha of his property now, staring down Noah knowing he won't do shit if it tries to fuck April, even he is aware of it with that second tweet:

>I'm like "the fuck you looking at?"
>And its eyes narrow almost imperceptibly as if to say. "Nothin'."
>And then I realized that it was right.
>Fuck this goose, man.


Stallioned by a goose. :lol:
Now think about a goose railing a bent down rApril while maintaining direct eye contact with spoony......while he is down on the floor crying with an bright blue shimmering foam minecraft sword.
You all know that fucker would say nothing even when rApril would start to lay eggs. Unlike his friend Linky who would drop his pants, drop on the knees with his ass raised in the air while spreading his ass cheeks because he is a real superhero. And heros sacrifise themself to save someone. It isn't because he likes dick, it is to save ' Mylady. I bet he would wiggle his ass like an worm to atract predators too..
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by pibbs » Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:10 am

rApril laying eggs..
HAHAHAHAHA
That's the image of the day!
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:33 am

GG you are truly the master of deviant sex scenarios starring INs.

Btw why don’t you send Sporky a pic of your axe and tell him it’s what a real man uses.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:22 am

Why is Spoony trying to do ebonics now?

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:59 am

"This animal is staring at me funny"

This is some grade-A psychotic behavior.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:51 pm

I'd love to hear what happens if he actually did try going after the thing.

Here's the thing: Geese are surprisingly hardcore and absolutely do not back down. Canada Geese especially, which he's probably dealing with. He pisses that thing off, which is easy enough to do, God help you in the spring, it'll chase him down the block screaming (honking) bloody murder and trying to take chunks out of him. Which it can do.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:45 pm

Plot twist: The goose is Cuckson

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by veris leta facies » Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:57 pm

Plot twist: Spoony is going through delirium tremens and it's not a window he's looking, it's a mirror.
When passing through the Valley of Humiliation, slaves and dastards, exposing their sores, sob aloud for consolation and sympathy.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:19 pm

He's probably drinking delirium tremens.

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