Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I could swear that it was he who threw the book? Has he changed the story so that he could be the victim?

[pibbs]

Maybe?
Maybe two different incidents?
Maybe none of this shit happened?
Who the fuck can tell with this guy?

[Tony Schiavone]

This is bullshit and he knows it. Any therapist that does that would be immediately discredited and sued. Nobody would have wasted their money on that person, so it's safe to say they wouldn't even be practicing by the time Spoony got to them.

Next he'll be saying that architects just waste everybody's time by building catapults to launch at each other all day.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's just part of his narrative of the grim darkness that is Current Year Spoony.

"If you haven't read my free scifi ethical Daddy Dom erotica".....

the fucking fuck?

What's the difference between ethical and unethical daddy dom erotica? That's what the fuck I want to know.

Jahans is really autistic about consent and womens rights in his Jahanic fiction to justify all the horrific things his self insert does to people. Like injecting Jim Sterling fuckbuddy and tranny faggot Laura K Buzz with 200 centiliters of shit and cum to turn him back into a man (or something like that. Jahans got into a spedfight with Facebook trannys when he delivered that particular fiction to Laura K Buzz in person.) His main fixation is on "silphs" which are little miniature women his self insert eats and shits on and stuff.

I'm scared.

[casual pleb]

Pretty sure the book story is a complete lie.

[Dingus Bajingus]

>would would would

You don't know that, you dense, stubborn motherfucker. Admitting that you a shit is actually a pretty decent step #1, but it's ONLY step #1. You have to get beyond that if it's going to work at all. As in, what are you going to DO about it? And if you're utterly convinced that it's hopeless? Then stop whining on Twitter to gin up sympathy. Pick a lane.

[Proboards Support]

Spoony's fool proof plan.

1. Admit he's a shit.
2. Be a shit.
3. Tweet.
4. Do nothing.
5. Profit.

[Old Black Man]

Spoony talks to KaiserFaggot? Go figure, he’s becoming one of my new favorite INs to hate.

[drisko]

I could swear that it was he who threw the book? Has he changed the story so that he could be the victim?

Yeah, when he originally told the story he said he threw a shit fit at the therapist and left because he couldn't handle it.

>would would would

You don't know that, you dense, stubborn motherfucker. Admitting that you a shit is actually a pretty decent step #1, but it's ONLY step #1. You have to get beyond that if it's going to work at all. As in, what are you going to DO about it? And if you're utterly convinced that it's hopeless? Then stop whining on Twitter to gin up sympathy. Pick a lane.

And it'll just get worse and worse. The more he stews in his misery, the harder it'll be to come out. At this point he's probably already beyond the point of no return.

[Poonoo]

Spoony is a Gen X edgelord asshole who never grew up. He is what Beavis and Butthead and all those other movies at the time made about these unemployed losers thinking they are too unique and special to work for the system or some gay shit like that. That shit ended by the year 2000 and was rightly seen as stupid and lame like it always should of been but Spoony never got over that mentality. He legit thinks he is too good to work or do anything with his fucking life even though all he needed to do to keep getting 5 grand a month was to turn on a camera and talk about a movie he saw or wrestling. Not even actual reviews since anyone who liked them had fucked off by the time he made a patreon since all he did was vlogs, pure unedited shit would have been fine for his cult but he is too much of a self absorbed prick to even do anything.

The guy is perpetually a fucking teenager and will die one.